Chapter 38
Chapter 38
The soft-eared Shenjun had nothing to do with nature, so he resigned to his fate and walked towards the corridor.Tang Xiaoyu tossed the light dried fruit, and followed behind with a hippie smile, showing no signs of stability.
Halfway between the two of them, Tang Ma just came down from the entrance of the corridor, saw them from afar, and greeted them hesitantly.
"I'm home?"
After speaking, she saw the state of the two of them clearly.My son deliberately took a small snack bag in his hand, and his son's "boyfriend" carried seven or eight bags around, and they were all full, so they almost came out.She immediately poked her finger angrily: "Tang Xiaoyu! You, you, you...you are too embarrassed!"
Tang Xiaoyu shrank his head decisively and hid behind Ling Guang, pretending like an ostrich that he didn't hear anything.
Tang's mother hated that iron could not be made into steel, so she had to hurry up and come over by herself, preparing to make a good image of her son.
Seeing Tang's mother coming, Ling Guang seemed a little hesitant to address this lady. Naturally, his seniority does not need to humble himself to any mortal, but this lady is Tang Xiaoyu's mother.After hesitating for a few seconds, he condescended and shouted, "...Hello, Auntie."
Tang Ma stood ten meters away from him, hesitated for a few seconds, and nodded in a slightly embarrassed but friendly way: "Hello."
Ling Guang felt that this level of maintenance and alienation was okay, and it was in line with the original idea of using her to neutralize gravity.It's a pity that he didn't know that after seeing today's scene, Tang's mother gave him a few more impression points for being hardworking and polite.
Tang Xiaoyu knew a little bit about his mother's preferences, rebellious and perverted was taboo, obedient and obedient won her heart, he quickly jumped out from behind Ling Guang, took the New Year's goods and winked and chased people away: "You go, you go."
Ling Guang understood, nodded clearly, and turned to leave.Before he took two steps, he heard Tang's mother scolding from behind: "You little heartless! You are so eager to drive people away because they carry so many things for you?"
This situation is not right, it sounds like Tang's mother has softened to the point where she is ready to tell him to stop and go upstairs to have a drink of tea, Ling Guang secretly felt something was wrong, and was thinking how to fool him, Tang Xiaoyu had already said: "OK, OK, Let's go home together, and I'll peel two apples for him to eat with my own hands, okay?"
Ling Guang's thinking was disturbed a bit, he didn't know whether to agree or not.Seeing him stop and stand still, Tang Xiaoyu ran back to pull him back, and winked at him secretly, as if he wanted to cooperate.
Shenjun, who was confused in thinking, looked at him for a while, but still didn't understand, and was very worried about the lack of understanding between the two.
Tang Xiaoyu didn't get a response for a long time, so he dragged him helplessly: "Let's go, go upstairs and eat some fruit to rest."
At that moment, there was a slight wind whistling from far to near and from top to bottom. The time was so short that no one had a chance to distinguish what it was.Ling Guang reacted quickly and took the lead in covering Tang Xiaoyu completely under his body, intending to block any unexpected accidents.Tang Xiaoyu was blindfolded and lowered his head. Almost at the same time, there was a dull collision sound behind him, followed by a loud bang, and something inexplicable splashed on his feet and legs. There was a little pain, like a small wound .
Only then did Mama Tang burst into screams, she covered her mouth ahh, her eyes almost popped out of their sockets.The New Year's goods beside her were kicked apart by her in surprise, rolling all over the floor.
Tang Xiaoyu didn't care about his legs, turned around at a very fast speed, and asked anxiously, "Are you okay?"
Turning around, he saw clearly what had happened.
A flower pot the size of a bucket fell behind Ling Guang, the flower pot shattered, pottery blocks splashed, and money trees and soil were scattered on the ground in a radial pattern. Accompanied by the tragic death of the bottom pot, it was particularly terrifying.
He couldn't help raising his head and cursing angrily: "Which lunatic of the special code smashed down the stupefied flower pot!!!"
Tang Ma stumbled forward, with fear in her eyes, she reached out and grabbed Ling Guang violently, about to take off his clothes: "He was smashed right on the ground! Xiaoyu, call an ambulance! Hurry up!"
Ling Guang stopped twice, but couldn't stop the panic-stricken mother Tang, especially because he was going out today and was wearing an ordinary cotton suit, half of which was quickly stripped off.Seeing that he was about to reveal his secrets, he hurriedly said: "Auntie, I'm fine, I just brushed it off."
"How is it possible! I just watched and watched that flowerpot fall on your back!" Tang Ma was more anxious than the person involved, and she was so anxious that she insisted on finding out what happened.
Tang Xiaoyu's brain is running fast, extracting effective parts from unequal information.With Shenjun's self-healing ability, there is absolutely no need to call for an ambulance, and the only witness is Niangqin. First, stabilize Niangqin, and then slowly coax her.
He resolutely supported his mother who was about to run away: "I really didn't hit it. Mom, you see that he is in good shape, and he didn't feel any pain. If you want to hit a big flower pot, where can you still stand?"
Tang Ma was stopped by the two people hand in hand, she finally calmed down a little bit, and asked worriedly with her reddened eyes, "You really didn't hit it?"
The two finally completed the process of tacit understanding, Qiqi shook his head and lied: "I really didn't hit it!"
Ling Guang also added in time: "Auntie, I still have to leave beforehand, next time..." He wanted to say that he would visit again next time, but felt that this would increase his polite impression, so he had to cut it off halfway, a little hastily. Fleeing.
Looking at his embarrassing appearance from afar, Tang Xiaoyu wanted to laugh and cry at the same time. Why is he so entangled in his relationship? He can't do anywhere, and he can be smashed when he walks on the road...
There are only a few days off during the Chinese New Year. Tang Xiaoyu plans to stay at home for a few days, visiting relatives with his parents during the day, and hiding in the bedroom at night to make video calls with Ling Guang on his mobile phone.
The call was naturally Feng Shisan's number. Originally he didn't want to trouble Feng Shisan, but after calling Xie Zhi, the old cell phone's front camera was turned on, and the glamorous god was like a Shrek monster.Comrade Tang Xiaoyu of Yan Kong persisted tenaciously for 3 minutes, gave up struggling decisively, and called from another number.
Not being able to meet each other, although the days are difficult, but looking forward to the duty at the museum in the next few days, I can barely live, at least I didn’t wake up in the morning to find such a supernatural event in the battery car of the little dolphin rushing to the museum.
After visiting relatives for three days, when the Tang family was free, Tang's mother suddenly had a whim and asked Tang Xiaoyu to bring her boyfriend over for dinner.
Tang Xiaoyu was shocked: "Aren't you very dislike him???"
"Hey you son of a bitch!" Tang's mother put her arms on her hips angrily, and lowered her arms in frustration: "Yeah, this man is too good-looking to live in. But..."
Tang Xiaoyu's heartbeat suddenly accelerated following the word "but".
"But I think he takes good care of you, is willing to work, and protects you first if you are in danger... Isn't it too much to call for a meal?"
Eat a ghost.Tang Xiaoyu had a terrible headache.
However, the orders of parents cannot be disobeyed, especially in free days, his mother will urge him every few minutes, and will never give up if there is no result.Tang Xiaoyu had no choice but to hide in the bedroom and call Feng Shisan, calling Ling Guang to "eat".Of course, he had been vaccinated in advance before coming, so don't behave too well, come here as you are a hooligan or arrogant.
Ling Guang took the vaccination in a daze, was held down by Feng Shisan for a long time, changed his image completely, and was sent to Tang Xiaoyu's house by normal transportation.
So, when Tang Xiaoyu opened the door of his house, he saw a strange woman with red and black eyeshadow, seductive purple nails, a silver-white Mohawk hair style, and ripped leather clothes all over her body. stood there awkwardly.
Tang Xiaoyu: "..."
This kind of killer appearance in the urban-rural fringe can actually look good! ! !
Tang Ma came out to greet her immediately: "Ouch..." She stuttered resolutely, remained silent for a few seconds, and then took the initiative to make up her mind: "Is this just after the show?"
"Uh..." Ling Guang glanced at Tang Xiaoyu leisurely for help.
Tang's mother stepped forward and pushed him into the room familiarly: "Oh, don't tell me if there is a program. If you are busy, you can come back in a few days."
Ling Guang took a few steps awkwardly, and in the blink of an eye, he forgot all the eighteen tricks that Feng Shisan taught him to dislike his parents.He was pushed to sit at the dining table by Tang's mother, before it was time to eat, there were only two plates of fruit on the table, Tang's mother picked up an orange and stuffed it into his hand.
"eat!"
Tang Xiaoyu hurriedly grabbed the orange: "Mom, he won't eat it!"
Ling Guang later realized that he remembered Feng Shisan's attitude of wanting to act like a vice-uncle, despising everything and despising everything.He tilted his head and thought for two seconds, crossed his legs, leaned back on the back of the chair, and was about to start his performance when he suddenly felt something was wrong.
His brows, which were thickly painted with a brush, were deeply frowned, and even the red and black eye shadows were slightly deformed, but the solemnity in his expression was not concealed by these colors at all.
There was a faint gray-black mist around Mama Tang's body.
There are several possibilities for gray-black fog to appear, each of which is not a good thing.
Ling Guang was a little anxious. He wanted to find a hidden place to communicate with Tang Xiaoyu first, but Tang's mother was very enthusiastic. After the orange was rejected, she repeatedly took out apples, bananas, kiwis, and cherries. It seemed that he couldn't find anything he loved. Eating fruit vows not to give up.
When Tang Xiaoyu was overwhelmed with obstacles, he finally noticed that Ling Guang had a different expression.This kind of expression is not often seen on Ling Guang's face. He was afraid that the gravitational problem would suddenly change, so he hurried to trick his mother into making soup in the kitchen, and then escaped with Ling Guang and went into the bedroom to chat.
"My lord, is there something wrong?"
Ling Guang was eager to talk to Tang Xiaoyu just now, but now he didn't know where to start.He pondered for a few breaths, and there seemed to be no suitable answer, so he signaled: "Stay with your mother these few days."
"What do you mean?" Tang Xiaoyu couldn't understand the meaning of his words, so he hurriedly asked.
"There is black air around her, which is an ominous omen." Ling Guang frowned and explained: "But I can't tell what it is, and I can't drive it away now. You have my spirit bird on you, how much do you want?" Accompany her, and Distress Bird can share some of the burden for you."
Tang Xiaoyu turned his mind very quickly this time: "Will the burden come back to you?"
Ling Guang nodded: "This is just right, consume some of my divine power and reduce the gravitational force. But you can't relax your vigilance just because there are spirit birds, you still have to pay more attention, understand?"
"Okay." Tang Xiaoyu accepted it calmly.
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