bookcurios Chapter 20
Chapter 20
On weekends and anniversary celebrations, Tang Xiaoyu rarely experienced the excitement of going to the market.Originally this kind of thing that little girls are passionate about, he didn't bother to join in the fun, but after he took Shenjun for a walk and got countless blushing pretty faces and envious eyes, he felt an inexplicable secret in his heart, slowly It spread and filled his entire chest cavity.
This guy belongs to my family, I can hold hands, touch my head, and wear his clothes, can you!You can only watch it from afar!Hahahahaha!
It's a pity that it didn't take long for him to become upset again, walking erratically, always trying to block Ling Guang.After doing this three times, Ling Guang, who was tripped several times, had no choice but to make a sound.
"...Is there something wrong with you?"
"Cough, no." Tang Xiaoyu hypocritically put his hands behind his back, walked in square steps, and walked away carelessly.
Ling Guang tilted his head in confusion, unable to understand.
Feng Shisan, who was following behind, snickered twice, poked Xiezhi with her elbow, and teased, "I'm jealous, I'm jealous."
Xiezhi's thinking was completely in another direction, and he protested with a sad face: "Ah? Can you stop being jealous, jealousy is not good."
This idiot is really speechless!Feng Shisan gave him a contemptuous sideways glance, looked left and right, and decided to find a place to feed him first.Taking away the mentally handicapped big ram can also just give the world of the two gods and kings, killing two birds with one stone.
The idea of splitting up received Tang Xiaoyu's strong support. Shenjun is more easy-going and easy to fool, so he can just hang out wherever he wants.Two teams of four walked away in different directions. Not long after they separated, Tang Xiaoyu passed a cold drink stand and rushed over immediately.
In fact, he wanted to buy a cold drink to quench his thirst a long time ago, and it was all because of Xie Zhi's greedy look that he wanted to hold a bowl of rice while walking and eating.
The cold drink girl was very enthusiastic: "Sir, do you want to buy an ice cream? Let's have a [-]% discount for the event today!"
Tang Xiaoyu took out the money decisively: "Well, here's one!"
The smiling face of the cold drink girl suddenly became stiff: "One, one?"
"Correct!"
The little girl turned around in disgust, and after half a minute, she took an ice cream and handed it to him, her expression changed suddenly, and she took out another ice cream and handed it to Ling Guang: "Here is the handsome guy! I will give it to you!"
Tang Xiaoyu: "..."
This is naked appearance discrimination!
It wasn't until he finished eating his own ice cream that he still hadn't completely calmed down, and from the bottom of his heart he expressed all-around contempt for Yan Kong's cold drink girl.
Immediately afterwards, the second ice cream appeared in front of his eyes.Mint green is dotted with chocolate chips, which can relieve heat and heat, and cool off the heat.Tang Xiaoyu snorted and took it, not forgetting the sourness and stinging.
"Why, they gave it to you, you don't like it?"
This tone sounds very bad, the kind that will be run away from home if you don't answer well!After thinking carefully and carefully, Ling Guang put on an indifferent face: "Hmph, such mortals are not worth my effort."
The gods need divine power to digest human food. Tang Xiaoyu knew this a long time ago, so he was happy again.He took a bite from the tip of the mint ice cream, shook his shoulders shyly, squinted at Ling Guang's indifferent face, and asked again.
"I am also a mortal, am I worthy of your divine power?"
Ling Guang was shocked: "Do you still use it less???"
Tang Xiaoyu recalled that he had to rely on Ling Guang's divine power to help him even move things to the big attic in the past few days, so he didn't feel ashamed to continue to reply, stuck out his tongue, and turned the matter over.
With nowhere to rest their hands, they tightened their sleeves again. They bypassed the bustling cosmetics area and the women's shoes area full of customers, and walked aimlessly through half of the shopping mall, turning shopping into a walk.
The second half of the shopping malls are mostly jewelry counters, the prices are high, and the number of people drops sharply.Tang Xiaoyu squeezed out from the crowd, and before he could catch his breath, he saw that Shenjun Dada, who had never asked for food, clothing, or even any external possessions, suddenly seemed to be attracted by something, and his steps turned suddenly, facing a certain counter walk briskly.
Tang Xiaoyu's hand holding the other's sleeve was pulled, and he turned and staggered a few steps in a daze, only to find that the two of them had rushed to a certain jewelry counter together.
"Sir, you have a good eye. This diamond is perfectly symmetrical with eight hearts and eight arrows. The refracted pattern is incomparably wonderful. No matter from which angle you can see the brightest and most dazzling light..."
Tang Xiaoyu twitched the corners of his mouth hard, expressing his speechlessness to the guy intoxicated by the diamond light.
What is this for!People go shopping to buy clothes and cosmetics, but you go shopping to buy diamonds?
He quickly tugged on the sleeve in his hand: "It's very expensive! We don't have that money!"
The shopping guide lady would not easily let go of the lamb delivered to the door, and quickly interjected: "We support installment loans, the down payment is only 1888, and as long as 1888, you can take home such a beautiful diamond immediately! Take a look at the color and design. ..."
Ling Guang nodded in response to her voice: "It looks good."
Tang Xiaoyu resolutely raised his voice to promote rogue logic: "Isn't it just a shiny bead! Come on and I'll take you to the ten-yuan jewelry store upstairs. You can have as much as you want! I'll buy it all for you!"
The shopping guide lady was deeply shocked by his shamelessness, she had never met such a brazen person in her decades of shopping guide career.It's a pity that the handsome guy, with his good looks, could be taken care of by a rich lady rushing to give away diamonds, but to keep up with such a poor guy, he dared to fool him with a ten yuan trinket as a diamond.
After Tang Xiaoyu yelled at the declaration that the tone had dropped to a negative number, he pulled Ling Guang and withdrew without saying a word. The whole set of actions fit one sentence—running after pretending to be a force is really exciting.
This time his goal is very clear, go to the third floor, go to the ten yuan jewelry store where the little girl loves to linger, and fool the god who is addicted to bright pearls.
The two took the escalator to the third floor, and the place with the most intense movement beside the escalator was their destination.The jewelry store, which was originally only two storefronts in size, has now expanded half of it abruptly, and even the security team of the shopping mall has dispatched a few people to maintain order.
The two men Tang Xiaoyu and Ling Guang are like two wonderful flowers, squeezing in and out among the girls, relying on their height to look at the trinkets from above their heads.The shiny ones are all put together, the earrings and hairpins are delicately placed into small squares, the necklaces and bracelets are hanging with pendants, like a gorgeous and rich curtain.
"Which one do you like?" Tang Xiaoyu looked at the price with satisfaction, exuding the air of a rich man.
Ling Guang squinted his eyes and lingered among all kinds of shiny glass balls, but finally turned to Tang Xiaoyu, smiled and said, "You help me choose."
Hey, this feeling is good!Tang Xiaoyu smiled happily. He just came in and saw a silver bracelet with a ruby in the middle, but who knows what kind of beads it is. It has a beauty far beyond the price.In particular, the ruby can be disassembled. He remembered that Lingguang had a lot of ruby ornaments. If it could be processed, it would be good to replace it by himself.
He quickly turned around and found the silver bracelet, and held it in front of Ling Guang to show it.
"do you like it?"
Ling Guang raised the corner of his mouth: "I like it."
Check it out, tell me you'll like it!Tang Xiaoyu happily took the bracelet to check out, and couldn't wait to show off when he came out: "Come and let me put it on for you!"
The scene of two men wearing bracelets at the entrance of the jewelry store is really fascinating.The girls and boys passing by all snickered and kept away from them.On the other hand, the two parties didn't realize it at all, one wore it happily, and the other let the other wear it happily.
The mutation happened at that moment.
In a noisy shopping mall, it is not surprising that something makes a bang sound in the ears of customers far away from the incident.And the scream that followed, although it sounded a little scary, did not attract too much attention.
This kind of dullness gives evil a chance to ferment.
No one paid attention, no one noticed, no one reminded, Tang Xiaoyu devoted himself to wearing the bracelet, which is a somewhat intimate act, and layers of flowers bloomed in his heart.They are stacked on top of each other, fragrant and pleasant, with butterflies flying among them, like a lakeside in a spring park, so beautiful that it makes people enchanted.
Until Ling Guang suddenly groaned, leaned forward and threw him to the ground, the beautiful scenery was swept away, and the cold and hard ground knocked him back to reality.
Tang Xiaoyu subconsciously stretched out his arms around Ling Guang's waist, but he still hadn't given a clear answer in his mind, whether to push him away or wait patiently for him to get up by himself, but the sticky feeling from his fingertips was transmitted first, which made him feel chills on his back, and he was sweating wildly .
"Divine Monarch...!"
"Shh."
After a brief three-character exchange, Tang Xiaoyu wisely shut up.He felt that Ling Guang covered him completely, his ears were pressed against the ground, and he had the wit to imitate the animals and listened to the sound.There are women's screams, panicked footsteps, and bangs that fade away.After about 2 minutes, Ling Guang sat up slowly and pulled him up from the ground.
Tang Xiaoyu quickly lowered his head, the bright red blood on half of his hand was like a sharp knife dyed in the bath, piercing his eyes sorely.
"you……!"
"Shh."
After a brief two-word exchange, Ling Guang dragged him up and started trotting, asking as he ran, "Where is there no camera in the mall?"
"Eh..." Tang Xiaoyu hesitated, "Is it the bathroom?"
The two made a sharp turn, turned from the avenue into a hidden alley, and meandered along the outer edge of the mall.Most of the bathrooms in shopping malls are in remote corners. In order to prevent the smell from overflowing, they will deliberately turn a few more corners.It took a while for them to find the place. They thought it was empty and there was no one there, but unexpectedly it was full. The few pits in the men's toilet were all occupied, and some people were huddled at the door to check the situation.
Tang Xiaoyu looked at them in surprise, before he could speak, he was caught by the people inside and asked about the situation: "Brother, what's going on outside?"
"I don't know either." Tang Xiaoyu, who was confused the whole time, replied like this.
Someone came out of the cubicle: "I saw a man with a pistol shooting at the children in the children's playground. The scene was so brutal, I ran here and hid, and called the police by the way."
"I saw him hit a woman, oh, the blood on the chest! Crashing..."
Tang Xiaoyu suddenly remembered the half blood on his hands just now, and quickly pulled Ling Guang with his hands, trying to lift the clothes behind him.Ling Guang blocked it twice, and was grabbed by the salty pig's hand, his hairy hair frivolously fumbled, and his face was immediately stained with crimson.
And the owner of the salty pig's hand is still focusing on undressing to see the king.
"let me see!"
"Don't look, I'm fine!"
"You just had blood on your hands... Why are your clothes still torn? Let me see!"
"...Don't touch it!"
In the bathroom, everyone watched with indescribable expressions as the two of them chattered and wanted to slap|light|big|dry|do a scene at any time, and the corners of their mouths twitched a bit.