Chapter 19
Chapter 19
The underworld used to be the dirty place that Ji Han didn't want to go to, but now it's different, with the umbrella Shao Yuan gave him, the outside of the umbrella is covered with blood, smoke and corpses, but the inside of the umbrella is full of fragrance.Ji Han walked under the umbrella opened by the man with his arms in his arms, feeling like a little princess.
Boss Ji, who felt good about himself, smiled even more perverted. He swept his eyes across the ghost walls of hell on both sides, played with the gourd in his palm, and said slowly: "Today I will act secretly. If someone gets out..."
Shao Yuan evoked a gentle smile at the right time.This smile is too familiar to all the wall ghosts. Last time, their little partner hell ghost's hand was broken off by this man with a smile, and thrown into the flower swamp to melt into blood and smoke.
The big guys on the ghost wall trembled collectively, their eyes and mouths were tightly closed, and the ghost hands trembled and covered the ghost ears.
With a smile on his face, Ji Han blew across the Nine Halls of Hades like a spring breeze, heading towards the Wheel of Hades.
I don't know what day it is today, there are countless creatures queuing up to wait for the king of Hades to be reborn.When Ji Han came last time, there was a long queue at the Pian Wangtai, and the Palace of the King of Yama was empty, but today it was the opposite.He stood on the Wangchuan River and took a long look at the Palace of the King of Hell, and said impatiently, "Why are there so many people?"
He lowered his eyes and looked at Haha, "Go and smell it for me. I found it and gave a woof."
The piece of raccoon skin was brought to the side of Haha's nose, Haha turned his head reluctantly, gave Ji Han a sad look, sighed, and walked slowly towards the Hall of Hell, his tail Drooping, pointing to the ground.
Shao Yuan sighed deeply, "It's too wronged for it to live with you."
Ji Han's eyes slanted, "What's the matter, my partner wants to separate me and my dog after just two days? There's no way! Look at it haha, I've gained a lot of weight after being fed by you for two days, and I didn't even look for you Ask for its body repair fee."
Shao Yuan was stunned when he heard the words, and looked at Ji Han with disbelief, "Fat?"
Ji Han pursed his lips, "I let him weigh you before going out, good guy, he's more than three catties heavier than before."
This time, Shao Yuan finally couldn't bear the burden of being an idol, and the corners of his mouth were twitching. He pointed at Haha and said, "Boss Ji, you know that it has already grown up, but it hasn't reached one-third of its adult size yet. You put It was malnourished and almost half crippled, why do you think it managed to gain three catties?"
Ji Han was stunned, "Less than one-third? Have you ever seen it look like an adult?"
Shao Yuan looked tangled, and after a long time sighed, "I'll go find it with it. How can I say that Li Li is an ancient beast, just Haha, with his small body, he may not be an opponent."
Ji Han stared blankly at the man walking away angrily, took out the fat bird from his pocket, and said, "Fenghuang, what do you think is wrong with this man? His temper is too fast."
"Jiu Jiu Jiu!"—Yes, his personality is too weird to get along with each other.
Ji Han was thoughtful, "Why do you think he knows Haha so well, and always fights for Haha?"
"Jiujiu?"——Boss, will Mr. Shao have the same type as Haha?Both of them are fates that you can't see through, Xiaoniao thinks it is very possible!
Ji Han thought for a while, then shook his head and said: "No. Haha, it is a spiritual creature that cannot be transformed. Probably something went wrong in the process of creation. It is because of this that I can't see through its natal chart. Shao Yuan It's different, he..."
"Ji Han?" An old woman's voice came from behind.
Ji Han looked back, and saw that the visitor was hunched over, with wrinkles all over his face, carrying a strange desolation.This is Meng Po, the oldest goddess in the underworld, who cooks soup on this 醧忘台 day after day.Po Meng and the Wheel of Hell are the two links on the assembly line. After the large group of creatures lined up to run the wheel determine the place of reincarnation, they will come to the Wangtai on the Wangchuan River to drink soup and reincarnate.
Ji Han didn't have a deep relationship with Meng Po, because Meng Po didn't involve in conflicts of interest in the underworld, and Ji Han never took any advantage from her.But he remembered that the old lady was a good person. Once he beat the wheel-runner Hades hard, and sat on the bank of Wangchuan crying, while Po Meng sat beside her and spoke softly to comfort her.
"Meng Po, long time no see."
Granny Meng stood beside him, "Boss Ji came here a few days ago, but he didn't talk to the old woman."
Ji Han laughed dryly.He is not good at chatting with women, especially this old woman, even if he chats, it is awkward.So he stood on the platform and watched Shaoyuan and Haha looking for raccoon power from a distance. Shaoyuan loved Haha to a certain extent, and there was a meandering blood stream on the ground. hugged it.
Granny Meng followed his gaze and suddenly said, "You also came with him last time."
"Yes." Ji Han replied, suddenly recalling Shao Yuan's memory, and asked, "Do you know Shao Yuan?"
Granny Meng said meaningfully, "I'm an old acquaintance."
"Really? How familiar? I think I know him quite well."
Granny Meng looked at him for a moment, then shook her head and nodded again.Ji Han asked, "What do you mean?"
"I wanted to say that I'm not as familiar with us, but after thinking about it, it might not be."
This old woman is full of riddles with her mouth, and Ji Han is the most annoying in his life when others talk in twists and turns, so he simply doesn't bother to ask any more questions.He turned around and concentrated on looking at the red water flowing down the Wangchuan River, thinking about how to persuade the raccoon after he caught it to return to Prince Long's body.After all, this raccoon is an ancient auspicious beast, prospering in building and building, with a generous personality, and was once a cute little girl, not easy to be violent.
After thinking about it for a long time, he poked Phoenix and said, "Let Shaoyuan do the persuasion later. He can speak better than me, so it will save trouble."
Fenghuang, "Jiu Jiu Jiu!"—Does the boss feel that Mr. Shao is very nice?
Ji Han thought for a while, "Yes, everything is pretty good."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Shao Yuan and Haha turning around and coming back from a distance.In the man's hand was a net bag, like the kind used to hold potatoes and cabbage in the human world, but inside the bag was a poking shadow. After careful identification, it was really that pig-like raccoon.
Ji Han smiled, "Look, although he can't fight, he always has countless treasures, and he learns from each other's strengths to make up for his weaknesses."
Fenghuang snorted twice, but refused to speak again.Ji Han poked it, "You don't seem to like him very much, you're always acting weird. But that's good too, we can't make him feel that everyone welcomes him in my remote world." He said and put the Phoenix in his pocket After a while, he raised his chin and said, "Let's go, let's go and hear how he is going to teach Lili a lesson."
Ji Han was about to lift his foot to leave, but he heard Granny Meng suddenly sighed from behind.In my impression, the old woman sighed every day, but this time, Ji Han unexpectedly stopped and turned around.
Po Meng looked at the faint copper snake and iron dog in the Wangchuan River, and murmured: "After drinking the 醧忘汤, step on the circuit of reincarnation. After the past and the old dreams, the cause and effect of the past and the past will be broken. If there is anyone who is not willing, jump off the 醧忘台.”
Ji Han raised his eyebrows, "Ji Wangtai jumped off the stage and escaped death, how dare ghosts dare to play this kind of excitement?"
Po Meng paused for a moment and didn't answer, she just said: "Thousands of living beings all choose to take it easy, but if they are really that stubborn, they will be stubborn to the end."
Ji Han paused, then asked softly, "Have you ever seen such a foolish stubborn?"
Granny Meng took two steps back slowly, turned around and walked back to the soup making room, only the voice floated from a distance, "I've seen it before, I'm very familiar with it."
Shao Yuan came over with the raccoon.As soon as they set foot on the stage, Shao Yuan's Tang monk-like voice came to Ji Han's ears.
"Li, let's talk about it. Dongjun's precious son is the future Lord of the East China Sea, the head of the golden dragon, and the precious life of the creation of heaven and earth. No one should touch it. Let alone you Auspicious Beast, how did you manage to do this kind of thing? The awakening of Auspicious Beast is a great thing. You send a wisp of consciousness to the heaven to report the truth. No matter how stingy the emperor is, he will give you a fairy body. Do the seven souls have to be reincarnated as pigs?"
Ji Han came back to his senses, looked over lazily, and saw Li Li being carried in a net pocket by a man, with anger written all over his pig's face, he hummed: "After awakening, the old man found that this world is not right anymore, and humans are the majority , Pigs are superior to humans. I am a ten thousand ancient auspicious beast, when have I ever cared about the immortal body and godhead, I just want to experience the life of a pig, can't I?"
Shao Yuan frowned and said hesitantly, "Pigs are superior to people?"
Ji Han also felt strange, "Where did you come to the conclusion?"
Li Li pouted, "Young and beautiful girls are the most popular in the human world, but they all call themselves 'exquisite pig girls'. The old man figured it out, this pig girl is probably a new breed of humans. , so I decided to ask the runner Hades, but he is half pig and half human, so I can go and vote."
Shaoyuan heard the words and was about to correct them, but unexpectedly Ji Han sighed, "No. It's a big mistake. Now humans are most looking after ducks. I surf the Internet every day, and they are looking for happy ducks, cheering ducks, and rushing ducks every day. Duck, you might as well have a better future if you choose the path of half-human, half-pig instead of the path of duck.”
Lili froze for a moment, "Really?"
Ji Han waved his hand, "No. I'd better take you to the heaven to recognize a fairy, don't make trouble, and return the little golden dragon's fear to me."
There was a trace of hesitation on Li Li's face, he looked up at Shao Yuan, and saw this man who was suspected to be the reincarnation of Tang Monk, who couldn't tell his fate, was looking at it helplessly, and then at Ji Han, who started to play gourd up.
Li Li sighed, a little afraid of Ji Han hitting it, and even more afraid of listening to nagging while being beaten.It is getting old and can't bear these stimuli, so it admits it: "Repay it. Get me out of this net bag quickly, I'm a little motion sick."
……
The little golden dragon took back a soul, stopped hiccupping immediately, and knelt down in front of Ji Han with its father and two dragons to thank him.Boss Ji didn't care about these nonsense, he walked around the East China Sea Dragon Palace, let Fenghuang carry two sacks of treasures, and at the end he also took two sacks of seafood, before returning to Youxu Borderlands contentedly.
Lili and Shaoyuan have gone to the Heaven Realm to settle down, and Boss Ji has nothing to do with these trivial matters.Ji Han had eaten takeaway, and was about to take a nap under the gourd stand, but unexpectedly, just as he tilted his head and closed his eyes, he received the second memory that Shaoyuan paid him as promised.
This memory still has no images, or even content, only feelings.
It's like falling into the deep sea, the mouth and nose are full of fishy sweetness, churning in the depths of the soul consciousness.But it's like falling into a beast's nest, surrounded by unknown things, ruthlessly biting and gnawing, not only the body, but even the depths of the soul are bitten and scarred, almost dying.
Ji Han only beats people, and he has never been beaten before. This is the first time he feels the pain.He woke up with a jerk, the gourd stand was still the same gourd stand, and he took out his pocket to look at his phone. This daze only lasted three to two minutes.
It's just that the tearing headache after waking up is exactly the same as receiving the last memory.
He moved his stiff body, and was about to smooth out his thoughts, when he suddenly heard Phoenix's noisy voice breaking in from outside.
"Boss! Mr. Shao sent us a courier! What a good thing!"
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