Chapter 24 24
Chapter 24 24
Thinking that the little zombie was about to appear on a reality show, it was not an option to keep jumping around like this, so Zhong Jing planned to set aside a day to teach the little zombie to walk.
Jumping and walking seems to be the instinct of every zombie. Zhong Jing searched the Internet for many tips on how to make a child walk with two legs, and then he called the little zombie and said, "You learn to walk with me today, and don't do it later." Jumping in front of the camera, you know?"
The little zombie tilted his head, thinking about the meaning of his words, jumped out of the bedroom again, and then, under the suspicious gaze of Zhong Jing, returned with the paper bag sent by Ji Shang.
"What are you doing with this?" Zhong Jing didn't look at the bag much after he got it, and handed it directly to the little zombie. After all, this is his identity certificate.
"Hoo~" The little zombie likes to speak its mother tongue to Zhong Jing when there are no outsiders. Now he yelled, and then carefully took out a few yellow talismans from inside and handed them to Zhong Jing.
Zhong Jing originally thought that Ji Shang had just obtained a fake certificate for the little zombie, but he did not expect that there were so many Dao talismans prepared in it.
There are three Dao Talismans in total, and there is a layer of plastic on the outside, which looks very commercial.
Zhong Jing randomly picked out one of them to study, but unfortunately, in his opinion, there were only some messy red lines on the yellow talisman, and he couldn't see the function of the Dao talisman at all.
"Roar!" Seeing his confused expression, the little zombie immediately opened the Dao Talisman in his hand, only to see three large and faded characters - "Walking Talisman" printed on the plastic cover behind the Dao Talisman.
"Is there still such an operation?" Zhong Jing carefully looked at the row of small characters under the "walking sign" again, and read out casually, "Paste it to the zombie's knee."
The little zombie nodded earnestly in response, then stretched out his leg, motioning for Zhong Jing to stick the talisman.
Zhong Jing paused for a moment, and still chose to trust Ji Shang to tear off the plastic seal, and made a few gestures back and forth at the position of the little zombie's knee before confirming the position, and pasted it directly.
In the blink of an eye, the Taoist talisman split into two, and the other one jumped towards the knee next to the little zombie, and finally disappeared as if it had melted into the little zombie's body.
"Oh my God, this thing is really useful..." Zhong Jing frowned, feeling that his worldview had been refreshed again, he who had accepted atheism since childhood was about to become superstitious now.
The little zombie retracted his legs, swung them and bent them a few times, as if he felt his legs became lighter, he couldn't help running and jumping happily.
And Zhong Jing also began to look at the remaining two talismans, and couldn't help but sigh that Ji Shang really understood what the little zombie wanted.
"Stop making trouble, come here first." Zhong Jing beckoned, vacating a seat beside him.
It was the first time for the little zombie to walk freely, with the same hands and feet without knowing it, and there was a smug expression on his face, which was really funny.
Zhong Jingxiao watched the little zombie walking all the way to his side, but he didn't ask him to remind him of his twisted movements, but after he sat down, he subconsciously reached out and pinched his cheek, "How can there be such a stupid person like you?" Nah."
"No." The little zombie shook his head and answered fluently, "I'm not a human, I'm a zombie."
Zhong Jing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he simply changed the subject and put the Dao Talisman in his hand in front of his eyes, "This is the 'Hair Growth Talisman' and the 'Sunshine Talisman', let's get the hair out first."
The little zombie obviously hadn't looked at these dao talismans carefully before. When Zhong Jing said this, his eyes immediately lit up, and he lowered his head to reveal his shiny head, so that Zhong Jing could put the talisman on his head.
Zhong Jing stroked his shiny head, and couldn't help but think of the joke about the bald head with marinated eggs, and suddenly laughed out loud.
The little zombie waited for a long time but didn't feel that he had grown thick long hair. He slightly raised his eyes and saw Zhong Jing's snickering expression, and immediately flattened his mouth, grabbed Zhong Jing's hand and took a bite.
Although the little zombie has no fangs, he doesn't feel pain, and he doesn't know the severity of the bite, which made Zhong Jing cry.
"Quickly, let go!" Zhong Jing managed to break free, and looked down, and saw that the teeth marks on his hands were faintly bleeding.
On the other hand, the little zombie was still a little angry, opening his mouth to grind his little canine teeth, and if Zhong Jing dared to laugh at him, he would treat him violently.
Zhong Jing had nothing to do with him, he took out the Dao Talisman and quickly pasted it on the little zombie's head.
The "Hair Growth Talisman" is similar to the Dao Talisman just now. As soon as it touched the little zombie's scalp, there was a golden light, and then it also brought out black hair when it melted into the scalp.
It's just that the sudden growth of hair was a little crazy, and it didn't stop until the little zombie's ankles.
Zhong Jing looked sideways at the black and straight little zombie, most of his face was covered by the long hair on his cheeks, and a pair of big black eyes stared at him innocently, looking like a wronged little beauty.
"It suits you quite well." Zhong Jing teased, reached out and stroked his smooth long hair, thinking that this would be good, he would not need to wear a wig when he went out to act in costume dramas.
The little zombie understands the current aesthetics, and naturally knows that the long hair is a bit strange, so he immediately stood up and planned to find scissors to cut the long hair short.
I didn't want his hair to be too long. As soon as he took a step, the long hair wrapped around his calf and he fell straight out.
Hearing the muffled sound of the little zombie falling to the ground, Zhong Jing sighed silently, hurried over to help him up, and then straightened his long hair with his hands.
"Wait for me here, I'll get the scissors." Zhong Jing patted his knee, turned and walked into the room.
The little zombie stared blankly at his back, and suddenly there was a smile on his mouth, and when he realized it, he stretched out his hand to touch his mouth, and was even more stunned.
Zhong Jing didn't dare to cut the little zombie's hair off this time, so he cut a pot head for him just by touching a basin, which looked a little younger at first glance.
"Do you like it?" Zhong Jing gave the small mirror to the little zombie, and was very satisfied with the hairstyle he cut.
The little zombie looked at himself for a while, then reached out to touch his hair. He obviously liked it too, but he didn't know whether he liked his new hair more or Zhong Jing's hairstyle.
The last talisman was also pasted on the little zombie after the hair was cut, but Zhong Jing was still worried about accidents, and at first he only allowed the little zombie to expose his palms to the sun.
The little zombie obediently tested the sunlight, and found that the tingling sensation caused by the sunlight was completely gone, and immediately showed his two rows of teeth in surprise to express his happiness.
"I thought you didn't care whether you could be illuminated or not." Zhong Jing knew the little zombie's obsession with hair, but he never thought that he would be so excited because he could feel the sunlight.
"I care." The little zombie raised his head and looked into Zhong Jing's eyes, "Without an umbrella, I can get closer to you."
The author has something to say: I suddenly found that the smirk of the little zombie is especially suitable for this expression →>炸
It's so late today, I'll say goodnight to you every day from now on~
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