bookcurios Chapter 2 Returning to the Demon Realm
Chapter 2 Returning to the Demon Realm
It was the first time that Yan Bujing could walk in Jiuchongtian so swaggeringly, even though his water snake waist was so twisted that some immortals couldn't help but look back.
"Where did Xiaoyao Xiaoxian come from? It's really indecent! Shameless!" There are always some old-fashioned beards raised and tall.
Yan Bujing naturally didn't know, after all this body is really unfamiliar to him, who cares how he walks, just looking at this indistinguishable face in the lotus pond is disgusting enough, and asking him to go It would be better to kill him than to look in the mirror and watch his charming demeanor while walking.
After all, he really dislikes the appearance of this body.
The Jiuchongtian has been very lively recently, and one can guess why without using one's brain, it must be because the Immortal Qiongze, who has disappeared for 300 years, is returning soon.
"Isn't it just a ten-thousand-year-old ice brick that deserves such a strong welcome from you?" Yan Bujing stretched out his hand and pulled a green-haired rope to tie his hair casually.
It's really kitsch to walk among all kinds of immortals in this nondescript suit.
He was not idle either, and along the way, he met many acquaintances, either he kicked him down and never returned to the palace, or his arms and legs were broken, scratching his head, he didn't know that he had beaten so many immortals.
Ashamed, ashamed, unintentional fault, unintentional fault.
"Where did you come from, Xiaoxian? Do you know where this place is? It will kill you if you fall."
A gun was in front of Yan Bujing's eyes, cutting off his path, his eyes rolled in his heart, how could I not know where the bottom was, that was my lair!
"Go back quickly, this is not the place for you little immortals to come, you know there are no bone scum left that will be eaten by the devil."
"Yes, Immortal Chief, I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now." Yan Bujing made a gesture and asked, pretending to be eager to learn:
"Immortal Elder, I am a young Immortal under the Immortal Elder Seat of Fulin. Recently, I have seen that the Nine Layers of Heaven is extremely lively. Knowing that the Immortal Qiongze will return to his residence soon, I came here unknowingly in a moment of excitement. I saw the black cloud below. densely covered, is it really the entrance to the Demon Realm?"
"Oh, otherwise." The guard clasped his fists together, "The following is the ruins left by the battle between immortals and demons 300 years ago. There is a lot of resentment inside. If you see those black clouds, they are not ordinary clouds. They are all demons." The dead soul of the clan."
"It's so scary." Yan Bujing shrank his neck pretending to be scared, and clapped his hands together: "Shangxian Qiongze is awesome."
"Of course, since Shangxian Qiongze is also your idol, I won't embarrass you, hurry up, hurry up, this place is extremely dangerous, first... what are you doing! Don't die?!"
I saw a pink-green figure flickering, jumped down with a jerk, no one reacted so quickly, and headed towards the billowing black clouds.
The guard who was still eloquent just now widened his eyes, looked at Yan Bujing who was soon engulfed by black clouds under the altar, and said to his companions, "...report, or not?"
His companion was trembling more than him, and when he slapped him on the head, his voice changed: "What's the report? I don't know how many dead souls there are? That day Fairy Hualan's pet dog slipped and fell, and it died in an instant. There is only a pile of skeletons left, and the little fairy just disappeared in the blink of an eye, and the report will only judge us two for dereliction of duty, when Zi Lei whips you, will you be wronged!"
The two gritted their teeth, pretending they didn't see it, and continued to stand guard.
The wind whistled past his ears, and Yan Bujing was quickly submerged by dark clouds.
The stench went straight into the nose, and death and resentment filled everywhere, just like the two guards.
Yan Bujing quickly fell down.This new body is pure and without a trace of evil, which greatly attracts dead souls.Just hearing the roar, the dead soul seemed to have smelled the delicacy in the world, roaring and rushing toward Yan Bujing.
Seeing that he was about to be annihilated, Yan Bujing fell quickly, looking at the dead soul in a berserk state, and said in a low voice:
"Where is the governor?"
The sound was like little ripples, spread out in circles, and suddenly heard a long howl in the distance, a black shadow rushed towards him like flying, grabbed Yan Bujing's body, and hugged him firmly in his arms.Enron down.
As soon as this came out, the dead souls were stunned. Their dumbfounded looks were really funny, but no one dared to take a step forward, they just formed a circle and trapped Yan Bujing in the middle.
For a while, the strong wind blew up, the stench gradually dissipated, and a figure gradually emerged from the black shadow.He was covered in blood, and the two knives in his hands were screaming. Although the bun was messed up, the look of killing on his face was still terrifying.
This is Jiu Liancheng, the former governor of the Palace of No Return.
Hiding his inner excitement, Jiu Liancheng knelt on the ground with a plop, his knees embedded in the soil.
His voice was trembling all the time, and it was hard to hide his excitement, but he never forgot the etiquette——
"Slave, Liancheng, welcome back the Palace Master."
Yan Bujing didn't like to see him like this the most, so he pulled him up: "You said you, after so many years, you still play with me. I am not the devil now, so there is no need to be like this."
"I'm just too excited, I didn't expect that the Lord is really not dead, I knew it, I knew you would come back!" There were tears in the corners of Jiu Liancheng's eyes.
Yan Bujing turned her head: "Wouldn't it be better to reincarnate earlier? What are you waiting for me to do? In my last life, I left without worries. It is God's gift for a heinous villain like me to spend his old age in peace. The greatest gift, who wants to live another life."
Jiu Liancheng frowned.
Yan Bujing said again: "Do you think so, I didn't expect that I can live until my temples are gray."
Jiu Liancheng's eyes widened, full of surprise.
"Why do you look at me like that? Am I wrong?"
"...Yes, the Palace Master is quite right..."
"Call me Yan Bujing." Yan Bujing persisted.
Jiu Liancheng shut up.
"No? Then I'm leaving." Yan Bujing turned and left without looking back.
"Master... Yan... No, no, no competition." Jiu Liancheng almost bit off his tongue.
Yan Bujing stamped his feet, and turned back with a smile: "I haven't seen you in 300 years, and you actually stuttered. Okay, I'll go to Demon Realm to get something, see you some other day."
"Take something?"
Yan Bujing smiled and said, "Of course I will take back my treasure."
Fen Chen, Yan Bujing's artifact, once followed him to kill all directions.There is a saying: Once the burning dust comes out, all directions will fall.
The red-flame purple golden spear can summon three thousand fires of karma and burn everything into dust.
Of course, this gun has done everything it should do except go into battle to kill the enemy, killing pigs, catching fish, picking chickens and dogs...it's very useful!
"Yes." Lian Cheng replied.
"That's right." Yan Bujing pointed at the group of dead souls: "What's going on, why don't you recognize me?"
Jiu Liancheng frowned: "I don't know, probably their souls were damaged when they died."
"Then why do you recognize me?"
Jiu Liancheng smiled: "Gong... No, I'm just kidding, I grew up with you, let alone 300 years, even 3000 years I can recognize you."
Yan Bujing groaned inwardly, nodded and waved: "Let's go."
"Palace Master!"
Yan Bujing glared at him.
"Don't compete... The Demon Realm is no longer what it used to be, so don't reveal your identity, don't tell them your name!"
Is it taboo because the current demon lord has changed?Understandably, Yan Bujing nodded: "Understood."
Yan Bujing held a piece of grass in his mouth, although he looked calm on the surface, his heart was full of turmoil.
Why did Jiu Liancheng die?
Just now I called him just to make sure that the Dudu was in the Demon Realm, but I didn't expect that it was his dead soul who called...
Jiu Liancheng's magic power is boundless, no one can hurt him except himself.It is his loyal dog, who will always only listen to his orders, and follow him through life and death for many years, almost inseparable from heaven to earth.Just now, he pretended to be nothing but teased him like a normal person, and he was just pretending. When he saw him appearing from the black clouds, Yan Bujing was shocked.
How has the Demon Realm developed in the past 300 years without him?If it becomes an endless hell, he will definitely take back the Demon Realm.
After thinking about it, he walked to the gate of the Demon Realm and was almost dazzled by the city gate.
The mouth opened wider and wider, and the head was raised higher and higher...
The grass in his mouth was shocked.
Yan Bujing opened his eyes wide open.
The city wall is made of golden gold, and every other gold brick is inlaid with a night pearl that is bigger than an egg. The laughter and laughter in the city can be heard across the city wall, as well as the neat rows of demon troops.
His eyes were almost blinded.
Yan Bujing is deeply comforted by his old father.
Not bad not bad, Moyu is getting more and more like it.This resplendent and resplendent pearl is so dazzling!Too eye-catching!
He nodded with a smile on his face, and walked forward swaggeringly, but the guard stepped forward and blocked his way. Seeing that the two were about to face each other, Yan Bujing was caught by the back of the neck suddenly, and was pulled back Go, he staggered when he was pulled, and there was a coquettish voice behind him: "Oh, let me find you. Why are you so disobedient? Didn't you just let you lead the dance? Be good with me!" That is to say, come, come, I will give you this garland, the most beautiful clothes, and the best jewelry, and you can behave well to me later, and you can't let yourself be fooled on such a big day as the Lantern Festival."
Second Monk Yan Bujingzhang couldn't figure it out until he heard about the Lantern Festival.
It turns out that today is the annual celebration event of the Demon Realm - the Lantern Festival.
The Demon Realm has lived in darkness for a long time. Every year on the sixth day of September, there will be such an opportunity to illuminate the world. It is the only day when humans, ghosts, and demons coexist. Playing, Yan Luo will also give ghosts a holiday. Similarly, although it is not officially open to the fairy world, even if the immortals come, the demon world will turn a blind eye.
Every year during the Lantern Festival, Moyu will be brightly lit. There are all kinds of lanterns, and all kinds of candles are burning in all directions. Children in the world like it the most, and they often run and make trouble in the street.
Yan Bujing was pushed into a small room and thrown into various clothes and jewelry.
"Put it on quickly, put it on quickly, the performance will start soon, we are going to patrol the streets, don't miss the hour."
Wear... the clothes of the demon clan?
A very bad premonition arose in Yan Bujing's heart...
Based on his understanding of the Demon Race, especially the women of the Demon Realm... He opened the clothes in his hand, and sure enough!For a moment, cold sweat dripped from his forehead.
The super invincible short skirt with three layers of transparent tulle, the bright red bellyband, the sexy black silk stockings with interlacing, and the cloak that seems to have nothing...
He laughed three times and his hands shook.Did you really think he was a girl?
He is a man!
man!
It's unforgivable to insult him like this because of his indistinguishable face!
Yan Bujing yelled: "Bah!" Turning around, he put on the clothes disheveledly.
Those who know current affairs are Junjie, he is a sensible person!Yan Bujing comforted herself like this.
Reluctantly changing into clothes, she heard someone urging her as soon as she got dressed.
"Hurry up, let's go, give out all the candy in this basket later, give it to whoever you like, just don't overdo it."
"Candy?" Yan Bujing took the basket and looked at the candy inside, the name was clearly written on the candy paper.
He read: "Corpse turned into candy?"
"Shit candy?"
"Big candy?"
"..." Why is it still an old routine.
Look again.
"...Love and honey candy."
"Kiss me a candy."
"You can't help me with candy."
"Dian/Luan/Inverted/Phoenix Tang......"
Yan Bujing frowned, there are really more and more novelties in Moyu.
These candies are unique to the Lantern Festival and are very popular. If you eat them, they will change into the name of the candy in a short time, such as corpse candy. After eating, it really smells terrible like a dead body crawling from the ground.Big breast candies are specially prepared for women with small breasts. It makes people feel the joy of having big breasts and fat buttocks for a short time.As for the newly released Luan Qing Tang Tang and Dian/Luan/Dao/Feng Tang, he hasn't tried it yet, so he doesn't know.
But as far as he knows, the most popular in Moyu is not this kind of candy, but Yuliuyin candy.
Candy is as its name suggests, yes, that's right, it is the candy that can turn into Yuliuyin for a short time after eating!
After all, Yan Bujing was a demon lord in the past, no one dared to make candy out of him for fun, but Yuliuyin is different. Everyone admired him for his ability, and everyone was very curious about him, so the one that sold Yuliuyin Tang was fast, and the one that sold was good.
He rummaged through the basket and said, "Why is there no Yuliuyin candy?"
A girl with pigtails was passing by, and when she saw Yan Bujing standing there in a daze, she let out a wow first, then ran up to him and stared at him.
"What are you looking at me for?" Yan Bujing felt uncomfortable being watched, his ears turned red from being stared at like this.
"Sister, why have I never seen you before, you are so beautiful!" The little girl looked envious.
Yan Bujing didn't like the compliment of 'beautiful' very much, he was about to speak when the little girl said again: "It's so coquettish!"
Yan Bujing:?
What are you talking about again?
The little girl circled around him, lifted the three layers of veiled butt curtain, and Yan Bujing was so startled that she yelled: "What are you doing!"
The little girl's eyes were bright, and she gave him a thumbs up: "Aniang said that a woman must have a thin waist, hips, and long legs. Only such a woman is coquettish, beautiful enough, and worthy of the devil's liking. Sister A demon lord like you will definitely fall in love!"
Yan Bujing touched his smooth chin, thought of something, bent down and asked, "Will the devil like me?"
The little girl nodded affirmatively: "At the end of the street patrol is the Demon Lord's Chongming Palace. My sister is so beautiful, the Demon Lord will definitely pick you at a glance!"
Chongming Palace... The former Palace of No Return not only changed its owner, but also changed its name.
It turns out that it sounds nice to have fun for the Lantern Festival, but it turned out to be a different way to give the devil a woman.
He understood, after all, he had been pushed by women in every possible way.Although I don't know who the devil is now, but it's definitely right to sympathize first.
Yan Bu patted her on the head and said: "From now on, when you praise my sister, don't use the word 'sao'..."
He smiled slightly: "Use the waves."
The girl seemed to understand, but when she was about to leave, she turned her head and said, "My sister just wondered why there is no Yuliuyin candy?"
Yan Bujing nodded.
The girl chuckled and said, "My sister will find out later when she patrols the streets."
Yan Bujing smiled and waved at her. The girl jumped and walked away excitedly, but suddenly she turned her fingers and made a trumpet shape, and said sincerely: "Sister, you are so cool! I saw you at the Lantern Festival." The wildest!"
Yan Bujing: "..."
Did he misunderstand his son...
After the people left, Yan Bujing put away his prudish expression and thought to himself: "If as expected, Fenchen should be in Bugui...Chongming Palace, it's a bit difficult to get in due to his current body, why don't we just manage to be a dancing girl?" Role, use this to get in?"
He looked at the skirt twice more in disgust, and said: "Isn't it just coquettish, who wouldn't know it."
Have you never eaten pork or seen a pig running?
The author has something to say:
Yesterday, I saw a little angel leave a message saying that the lotus flower is hermaphrodite. Hey, you understand very well. I will give you the microphone. Hahaha, move the small bench
In addition, let me tell you a secret, Yan Bujing never uses oars to row a boat, you know why:)
There is also a pre-received book for collection in the column "I like to see how you can't get me"
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He seems to be indifferent to the world, with shoulder-length hair, few words, and always a little cold eyes.
He is respected in the daytime and is the dream lover of countless scholars.
However, at night, it was the torn sheep under Tan Yue.
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Including Tanyue himself, he also thinks so.
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Yu Zhibai disappeared.
The school went crazy looking for him, contacted Tan Yue, and Tan Yue sneered: "It's okay, there was a little argument some time ago, and I will come back obediently in a few days."
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