Double sleep

Chapter 29 Aunts

During dinner, Chen Yi and Han Meimei looked at Yiran who was following Ling Rusi, and they kept sighing, "It's so tender, the skin is so good."

"It's like pinching water."

Even such a big-tailed wolf who is always full of confidence is embarrassed by the two of them.His fair face was slightly flushed, and he stood aside obediently.

Suddenly, he stood on the spot, bent his upper body, and said to Chen Yi and Han Meimei, "Hello, Auntie."

Then, it was visible to the naked eye that the two people sitting at the dining table holding teacups moved stiffly, their faces turned blue, and the corners of their mouths twitched twice as if twitching.

Ling Rusi suppressed a smirk until his face turned red.He raised his hand and patted Ran Ran's back, signaling her to sit down.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he sat down, Ling Rusi stretched out his index finger to touch Chen Yi and Han Meimei one by one, and said embarrassingly: "Unexpectedly, this is your Auntie Chen Yi, and this is your Auntie Han Meimei."

Actually following the direction of Ling Rusi's finger, he turned his head and called one by one: "Hello, Auntie Chen, hello, Auntie Han." After saying hello, he asked seriously: "Auntie Han, is your name the three words in the English book? "

Chen Yi and Han Meimei gave Ling Rusi a vicious look, and Chen Yi said, "Ling Rusi, I really understand your mother now."

Han Meimei nodded her head in agreement, but after a blink of an eye, she replied, "How do I know? The English books are written in pinyin."

He actually raised his hand and scratched the back of his head, with an expression of interest still on his face: "Then your boyfriend's name is Li Lei?"

It was just a casual joke to adjust the atmosphere.It turned out that the three people at the dinner table had different reactions.

Chen Yi just took a sip of tea in his mouth and sprayed it directly towards the opposite side before swallowing it.She was sitting opposite her, and she was forced to wash her face with tea just a few centimeters away.

Han Meimei's face was only a little bit green before, but now it can be said to be so green that it has turned black.

Ling Rusi was obviously stunned by this sentence, and raised his eyes to observe Han Meimei's expression calmly.

Chen Yi got up and wiped off the tea on the dining table, sat down slowly and said, "Little sister, you are so smart. But Li Lei is not Han Meimei's boyfriend, but her crush in high school."

This time she almost sprayed tea, but luckily she didn't drink tea.She thought to herself, is this a joke that blew up some old melons?

In order to hide her embarrassment, Han Meimei held the menu on the table in her hand and began to order seriously without answering the conversation.

Ling Rusi couldn't make up his mind for a while, did the story line go wrong?

According to the timeline of her return, she and Li Lei still knew each other's existence in the first year of the new calendar, but they didn't actually know each other and had no intersection.And Han Meimei did have a crush on Li Lei in high school, which completely erased the relationship between Ling Rusi and Li Lei. Under normal circumstances, Han Meimei and Li Lei should be boyfriend and girlfriend.

But listening to Chen Yi's words and seeing Han Meimei's reaction, things seemed to be not so simple.For a moment, she didn't know whether to answer the conversation or keep silent.

Ling Rusi woke up in the early morning of midsummer in the new calendar year, and there was an inexplicable five-year gap between waking up. She was originally 17 years old in the new calendar year, and her age was five years old, and the people around her were also extremely cooperative.

However, the actual timeline was not affected, and moved forward with the normal age progress bar.Could it be that he secretly gave gifts to the mysterious society?

She found that many things were different from before, no matter the direction of the plot or the order of appearance of the characters.It felt like some willful screenwriter made up a huge wacky story completely according to his own mood.If she hadn't really experienced all this herself, she would have dragged out the screenwriter behind the scenes and beaten the corpse violently.

Moreover, she is now completely unsure of what changes that she didn't even know had occurred in the past twenty years or so.

When Han Meimei was concentrating on ordering, Chen Yi still said relentlessly, "Han Meimei, do you still remember that in the second year of high school, there would be a self-study get out of class in the evening, and you insisted that I accompany you to secretly follow Li Lei home. It's okay to watch someone enter the door." Stop throwing pebbles at other people's windows."

Ling Rusi thought for a moment, and said, "Really? I don't remember such a thing."

Chen Yi: "You don't know, she went to your class to find you to accompany her, but you didn't come that day, so you dragged me there."

Ling Rusi: "Oh, what happened next?"

When Chen Yi said this, it seemed as if he had visited the scene in the memory again, he was out of breath from laughing, with one hand on his belly and the other on the table, he said intermittently: "She smashed... smashed others The window... smashed... smashed for more than half an hour, and the glass... forcibly smashed... cracked. Li Lei...he...dad... was so angry that he opened the window, and cursed...for more than ten minutes outside. We just hid Behind the tree in front of his house, dare not move."

"After Li Lei's father finished scolding him, and there was no movement for a while, we came out, squatting down numb. Han Meimei cried all the way home, crying and saying that his father is so fierce, and he will marry him later. You will definitely be bullied."

Ling Rusi: "..."

Actually: "..."

Although both Ling Rusi and Yan Ran held back their silence, the hands they secretly held under the table were almost pinched by each other.

It's too rude to think that you can't laugh, and you need to make a good impression on Ling Rusi's friends.

Ling Rusi felt that he couldn't laugh, it was completely different from before, and suddenly changed from a bitter drama to a dog blood drama.

Han Meimei finally couldn't take it anymore, she threw the menu in her hand on the table with a "snap", and shouted at Chen Yi: "Are you finished? It all happened 800 years ago."

Chen Yi didn't feel that there was anything wrong with exposing people's background, and he replied confidently: "You have already said what happened 800 years ago, so what's the point of showing it to everyone."

The two of them were at war, and they seemed to be able to pull their hair and scratch their faces immediately.Actually retracting her legs and preparing to get up to persuade her, Ling Rusi tugged at her hand, signaling to ignore her.

Unexpectedly looked at Ling Rusi with a puzzled face, and saw that she calmly handed the ordered menu to the waiter who happened to pass by the door of the box, and poured a cup of tea for herself and unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, just as she opened her mouth to ask, she heard Han Meimei's roar again: "We usually just talk in private, but you didn't see that there are outsiders here today, I don't want to lose face!"

I actually thought: Is there such a thing as directly calling someone an "outsider" in front of an "outsider"?

Then, Chen Yilai said something out of the ordinary: "What's the matter, I'm just a kid, what do I know?"

I actually thought to myself: It's too noisy for you, it's better to fight, and I, an outsider kid, promise not to fight.At the same time, I couldn't help but sigh, the people here are really tough, no wonder Ling Rusi has a domineering aura.

Chen Yi and Han Meimei were arguing one second like enemies who met each other on narrow roads, and the next second the food was served as if they were okay.

Chen Yi: "The food is here, eat quickly, I'm starving to death."

Han Meimei: "Boss, have a drink."

Ling Rusi didn't care about the two psychopaths on the opposite side at all, just picked up food for Ran Ran and himself, and even touched his head after picking up food, as if to say: "Baby, I'm shocked."

Fortunately, no matter how everything changes at the moment, people's own personalities don't seem to have changed much.

Chen Yi and Han Meimei used to pinch each other when they met. Even if a passer-by walked by the road, they could pinch someone's clothing taste to the point where they wanted to call the police.After pinching, she turned her head and continued to love each other like good sisters.

Chen Yi picked up the fried yellow beef in front of his chopsticks, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed and said, "Meimei, it's a good thing you didn't catch up with Li Lei. I ran into him on the road two days ago, and saw him and Li Fei secretly holding hands."

Now, Ling Rusi was not calm at all. "What's the meaning?"

Chen Yi: "Don't you know? It's rumored that Li Lei likes men."

Ling Rusi: "..."

Whose husky's sexual orientation can make people gay?Novel dare not write like this.

After eating, Chen Yi and Han Meimei were so dizzy from drinking that they wanted to sing.Along the way, facing someone who is tender enough to pinch water, he began to pinch his face unceremoniously, you and me.

Unexpectedly, he could only ask Ling Rusi for help in an aggrieved manner. He could neither get angry nor make a bad face.This offends no one but can offend his wife's sister group, otherwise there will be no reason to die in the future.

When Han Meimei pouted and wanted to "boo" on the face of her tender and tender little sister, Ling Rusi stretched out her arm, and her palm directly stuck to Han Meimei's face, and pushed her back: "Stay away from my little girlfriend!" point."

"What?" Chen Yi and Han Meimei were so dizzy that their heads sobered up instantly, and the excitement of waiting to eat melon appeared in their eyes: "Girlfriend? What kind of girlfriend? What kind of girlfriend."

Ling Rusi glanced at them both, and said flatly, "Yes, it's just what you think."

Chen Yi: "Hold/fuck, you old cow eats tender grass, you are so old."

Han Meimei: "Wait, cheating on minors is breaking the law."

Unexpectedly, I felt again that these two completely ignored the parties in front of them, and had the ability to gossip without any scruples.Unbearable, imitating Ling Rusi's glance at them, he said flatly, "I'm eighteen."

After finishing speaking, he accepted two psychopaths who seemed to have incomplete IQ, and laughed wildly for no apparent reason, until they stomped their feet and beat their chests.

At night, while Chen Yi and Han Meimei were yelling into each other with the microphones, Ling Rusi quietly pulled her away.

He actually said: "Teacher, my hotel is located near your old house."

Ling Rusi: "Retire and sleep at my house."

They went to the hotel to check out, and it was almost fifteen past ten.Ling Rusi reckoned that her parents should have already got under the covers by this point.Gently opened the door, and handed her a pair of slippers, the two of them changed into the living room, and saw her parents sitting at the dining table, playing mahjong!

Two people play mahjong!

Four eyes cast towards the two of them, and unexpectedly grabbed Ling Rusi's left hand and wanted to let go hastily, but Ling Rusi held back and held it even tighter.

Ling Rusi held Ran Ran's hand and raised it, pointing in front of Ran Ran. "Mom and Dad, this is unexpected."

"Uncle and aunt, good evening." This time, it's not the instinctive habit of bowing, it's the aura of my parents who really want to bow, with a feeling of fear and surprise: "I'm Teacher Ling's student."