bookcurios Chapter 38 Incubus.2
Chapter 38 Incubus.2
"The morning before yesterday." Luo Xi reminded him kindly.
Compared with work, it is definitely more fun to stay with her boyfriend and do happy things, but before saving enough for retirement, he still feels that there should be a balance between life and work.
Otherwise it would be too decadent.
"But I was just a bunch of data the morning before yesterday." Xie Chuji finally remembered.
What does the artificial intelligence say have anything to do with him, the succubus?
He has always been good at self-criticism, "He doesn't understand the beauty of touch, and how happy it is to stay with the one he loves."
"Also, 1.6 times a week is not the correct data at all." Succubus insisted, "There are obviously loopholes in his database."
However, Luo Xi checked several authoritative medical public accounts that day, and scientific research has proved that the most suitable frequency is indeed 1.6 times.
"Happiness prolongs human lifespan, and contact, a deeper level of intimacy keeps people that way longer."
After refuting the previous point of view, he began to talk about his conclusion, "So, relevant experts have always suggested that couples should maintain a high frequency of sex, no less than 35 times a week is appropriate."
——That would definitely kill everyone.
Luo Xi subconsciously thought.
"No scientist would..." The young man couldn't help but retort.
The succubus deftly dug out the relevant articles and held the phone in front of him.
What is written above is indeed 35 times.
Familiar official accounts, familiar articles.
And the data and conclusions that made him want to scream evil.
Luo Xi was silent for a moment, then unbelievingly took out his mobile phone and started searching.
Whether it's serious science popularization, or the kind of related advertisement pages that will jump out of certain small websites when you click in, the conclusions given are surprisingly consistent.
——Sex is the secret to making people happy and maintaining a long life. It should be kept at least 35 times a week.
The three outlooks were shaky, he thought he must have not woken up.
"I must be dreaming right now." Luoxi refused to admit the reality.
As shameful as it is to avoid it, sometimes it does solve the problem.
The young man climbed back onto the bed, covered his face with the quilt, and said, "Good night."
Dreams and reality are opposites.
Yes, it must be so, he was dreaming.
The succubus' unabashedly happy laughter echoed in his ears.
--annoying.
With his eyes closed, Luoxi was completely sleepless.
He won't be late for work.
"I really want to eat you." After laughing enough, the succubus spoke in an aria-like tone, "Honey, you are so cute today."
Luo Xi was even annoyed.
As impractical as it was, he really wanted to throw off the covers at this moment, beat up his boyfriend who was particularly annoying today—and maybe a little shameless—before he went to work.
"I refuse to talk to you until I wake up."
Finally, he said in a muffled voice, "Whether it's a dream or not, I'm sleepy now."
It means just keep quiet.
"Okay, you're sleepy." Succubus could only laugh and shrugged, "Why don't we do something to make you more energetic now?"
Luo Xi:.
"Xie Chuji!" The young man finally lifted the quilt unbearably.
Then he let out a huge yawn menacingly, and realized that he seemed really sleepy.
"Uh……"
"So, today you are a succubus with the ability to speak?" After a brief silence, Luoxi began to face up to the problem.
In order to prevent boyfriends who don’t surf the Internet often from knowing the meaning of this word, he also specially explained, “Yan Ling uses the power of language to make what he says come true, and uses this to drive others to do things and make others obey. own command."
Only in this way can we reasonably explain what happened before - including his sudden turbulent drowsiness at this moment.
Xie Chuji listened carefully, but had no intention of telling the truth.
A succubus is a creature who is loyal to desire and can do whatever it takes to achieve his goal. He doesn't mind this little misunderstanding.
"Bingo!" The succubus snapped its fingers playfully, and its tail shook rhythmically, "Honey, you're so smart."
"It is indeed understandable."
"Back to the previous topic, since you are sleepy now, let's..."
"No." Luoxi didn't hesitate, "I'm getting up now, I'm going to work."
"Chuji, tell me I'm not sleepy now, hurry up."
After realizing that it was really difficult for him to resist the temptation of the bed, and he was not as determined as he had shown, the young man unconsciously urged, "I'm very energetic now, right?"
After speaking, he unconsciously yawned again.
Really screwed up.
It is difficult for Luo Xi to describe his state. He is undoubtedly awake mentally. The feathered snake's wings are also silky and soft, and it is very comfortable to sleep on. He sleeps soundly, has a sweet dream, and wakes up naturally in the morning.
But just feel sleepy for no reason, sleepy while conscious.
The succubus didn't have any intention to speak, but just looked at him with innocent eyes, wagging its tail happily behind it.
He even added fuel, "Honey, you are obviously very sleepy, why don't you go to rest?"
"Our dreams will be sweet too."
Luo Xi rolled his eyes at his boyfriend for the first time, "Forget it, I'll do it myself."
Coffee is a no-no in the house, so he decides to pop open a can of iced Coke in the fridge to cheer him up.
"So, are you going to drink Coke?" The succubus easily guessed the strategy.
"No, I'm just going to find some mints."
The young man denied it vehemently, and his heart was extremely vigilant. He was afraid that the full refrigerator would be empty because of a word from a certain succubus, and the carbonated drinks he hoarded would disappear.
You know, many of those cokes are co-branded packages that he bought back for collection.
Lovers are cute when they are angry, and cute when they are wary.
Xie Chuji was even hungrier.
It was a sunny day, and it would be a waste of time not to do something in the bedroom—though he thought it would be nice to be out in the open.
However, considering that the possibility of being rejected in the wild is too high, and there is a certain risk afterwards, it is safer to be indoors.
But you can consider the window.
"But there are no mints at home." Succubus reminded this fact maliciously, "From the perspective of boosting the spirit, the effect is undoubtedly more..."
Luo Xi's heart was in his throat, afraid that he would say something like "Coke is actually unnecessary, it's better to buy Coke".
To avoid the worst from happening.
He decided to get ahead of Xie Chuji——
The young man rushed forward with lightning speed, trying to cover the mouth of the succubus and solve the problem from the root.
Since it is the words of the spirit, as long as the other party is not allowed to speak, it will be fine.
Roxi swore he didn't use too much force.
Therefore, when Xie Chuji was thrown onto the sofa by him, he didn't react too much - he even forgot to cover his mouth immediately.
Looking closely, apart from the succubus's half-curved lips and exposed half-pointed canine teeth, he found a small mole on the lower right eyelid of the succubus, which was almost impossible to spot without looking carefully.
"This kind of posture is actually okay." The succubus looked innocent, "Although it may be a bit crowded, I don't mind."
Luoxi: The topic has gone in a weird direction again, but he thinks that his Cokes should be kept temporarily.
Then he realized that the posture of the two of them was really inappropriate now, as if he couldn't wait to do something to Xie Chuji - obviously the reality should be completely opposite.
The young man tried to withdraw his hand, and stayed away from the sofa, keeping a distance from his boyfriend who obviously didn't know what restraint was.
Now go to the kitchen to cook a bowl of wontons, and then go out, you should be able to arrive at the studio in about 45 minutes.
Even if you work overtime, if there are no special circumstances, you should leave work on time as usual - this is one of his few principles.
Although it has been destroyed several times before, Luoxi still hopes that his working frequency can be more stable and regular if there is no accident.
His wrists were tightly bound.
Luo Xi tried to pull his wrist out, but he was grabbed even tighter. Caught off guard, he was directly pulled into the succubus's arms by a huge force, and hit the other party's chest firmly.
"I still can't understand." The succubus bent her knees in an extremely suggestive way, and pressed between her lover's legs, trying to spread them apart. "Is work really more attractive than me?"
Luoxi's nose hurt a little from being bumped.
Hearing this, he sighed, "Chuji, it's not about charm."
But as soon as I woke up, it was too... unrestrained to hang out with each other since the morning.
It is true that the succubus is a very shameless creature in his impression, and its figure is often active in various relatively adult-oriented works, but he does not really feel that Xie Chuji is shameless.
If I have to say it, it is just that it is difficult to adapt to this extraordinary enthusiasm for a while.
"I just don't think this is good." He suggested tactfully, "Things that are suitable for doing at night should be done at night."
The succubus doesn't care about that.
He only saw opportunity. "There is no rule that says you have to have sex at night."
"We can have sex during the day and work at night." Of course, he didn't give his lover this opportunity.
Luo Xi was a little surprised that he said the word directly.
The effect of identity on character is simply astounding.
"Theoretically, yes."
The young man thought about it seriously, "But I think that I will reject you subconsciously, and subconsciously think that this kind of thing should be kept at night, because the night is always more private and free."
For most people, night is a time that is private enough to survive.
In addition to holidays, dates, dinner parties, all romantic things will always happen at night.
Sadly, this logic doesn't work for succubus.
"But today is the weekend." Xie Chuji said naturally, "Isn't the weekend a private time?"
Luo Xi's eyes wandered, trying to argue, "Weekends are only theoretically private time, and you also know that we have a flexible working system..."
"You have never worked overtime on a rest day before."
Luo Xi couldn't help slandering in his heart that it was when you never saw me 007.
But the black history is obviously not worth mentioning right now, the important thing is that he has to go to work.
Check out the samples that arrived at the studio last night after get off work.
"Okay." Luo Xi organized his words, "Actually, I was in charge of designing the skirt before, and the proofs of the cooperative factory have come out, but Party A is not very satisfied with the effect..."
"Didn't you say that you don't need to change it?" Xie Chuji still doesn't know what the lover's work content includes.
He had the impression that Luo Xi could do anything, and he could do everything.
"Although that's what I said... But I need to write a plan, or a small paper with reasons and evidence to convince them that after the revision, it may not be as good as it is now."
"And make them feel that way in their hearts."
Luo Xi shrugged, "Otherwise, our studio would have been unable to survive because of offending too many Party A."
The author says:
Lolo belike who first discovered that Xiao Xie was not a human being: It is so serious that I have to ask for leave (work postponed);
Now Lolo: Even if you are a succubus, you can't stop me from going to work;
Friendly reminder: Xiaoxie's extra skill today is not Ling Ling, otherwise they would have been dragging their cars;
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buy coke-makelove;
And Lolo's basic salary excluding commission is almost the second highest in their studio (?);
The first!
There is another update in the afternoon, and another update in the evening, hehe;
——感谢在2022-06-2923:01:58-2022-07-0213:43:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!