Chapter 23 Siren 2
Chapter 23 Siren 2
No matter who you are, tears are something stranger than feelings.
Xie Chuji has been brewing for a long time, but still has no success.
He divided human tears into two types, one is controlled by emotions and originates from extreme joy and sorrow; the other is purely physiological, and its secretion is promoted by pain or appropriate stimulation.
The Siren cannot do the former, and the worst he can imagine is that he will lose Roxy someday.
But there's no chance of that happening at all.
Even if there is a day, he will not shed tears like human beings, but rewrite the facts, reverse the existing order, eliminate any factors that will separate them, and completely eliminate the concept of death.
As for the tears of joy—he thought back to last night, and wished that his lover could not help it.
Siren imitated the method of creating pain and twisted himself several times, but still didn't feel anything.
"I'll need an assistive tool," he explained earnestly. "The reaction of alliinase and amino acids might bring tears to my eyes."
No matter what, he will not disappoint his lover.
"..You want to chop onions?" It took Roxi a moment to realize what alliinase and amino acids were.
He has a subtle sense of disobedience—mainly due to Xie Chuji, who is a supernatural existence but uses scientific theories to achieve his goals in a serious manner.
But very cute.
Angels and sirens also give people a certain sense of seriousness, the difference is that the former is serious with restraint, while the latter is serious.
Or it would be more appropriate to describe it as stupid.
The corners of the young man's lips began to rise uncontrollably, and he couldn't hold it back.
Whether the mermaid's tears will turn into pearls does not require a lot of effort to verify.
He had such doubts only because he saw that siren, mermaid, and mermaid are the names of the same creature in legends from different countries.
He won't love his boyfriend just because his tears can't turn into pearls, and vice versa.
Whether it's human beings or other mythical creatures, as long as Xie Chuji is Xie Chuji, it really doesn't matter.
"But Chuji, we don't have any onions in the refrigerator."
Despite his cruelty, Losey points out this fact.
The other party seemed to have been hit indistinctly, his lips were pursed, his eyes dimmed, and his mood was obviously depressed.
"If I don't cry, I have no way of knowing that my tears can't turn into pearls." He said rather tangled, "There is no way to tell you the answer."
"It's not important...uh." The young man replied subconsciously, and then he blinked quickly, and changed his words like this, "If you insist on trying, we can order a takeaway now."
"Do you prefer sautéed meat with onions or croquettes?"
The siren has no taste system, and as a human being, the normal taste he can get from food is quite limited, and he has the experience of not eating for a long time.Three meals didn't matter to Xie Chuji at all, he didn't like Luo Xi's craftsmanship because he liked Luo Xi, but because he liked this person and accepted the other's skill by the way.
After thinking for a moment, he chose the latter, which sounded related to carbonated drinks.
"Then we still need minced beef and potatoes." Luo Xi said, opened the app and chose the food delivery service, and added a bottle of tomato sauce and a bag of bread crumbs.
The young man responded with a work message and asked casually, "What if onions can't make you cry?"
He swore that he didn't intend to tease his boyfriend intentionally, but was simply curious.After all, the physiological structure of humans and sirens may be different. The onion that is a tear-jerker killer for kitchen novice may not also have an effect on sirens.
Xie Chuji didn't think about this question, and his expression became serious again.
——Indeed, he should consider this situation first and make emergency plans for subsequent use.
The sea monster was so confused that he didn't know how to speak, so he had to honestly say: "...I haven't thought it through yet."
Sounds kind of pathetic.
Luo Xi leaned forward and back together, with no image at all.
"Of course it's useless if it's not useful." The young man explained while wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, "This is not a particularly important question that you must know the answer to."
Xie Chuji was even more entangled, "But you asked me."
What matters is not the problem itself, but the person you like.
The unprepared straight ball made Luo Xi lose his mind for a moment, but fortunately, he and Xie Chuji no longer had mutual affection.
Because the other party was at a loss for a single word inadvertently, the young man was blushing.He had had plenty of experience dealing with bluntness and frankness from his boyfriend.
"No matter what kind of question it is, you will answer it seriously, will you give me the answer?" He stabilized his shaking mind, pretending to be serious.
Siren nodded without hesitation, "Of course."
"Well.."
The young man pondered, and asked without any warning: "Then how much do you like me?"
At the beginning, he really didn't have any intention of teasing or bullying his boyfriend, even though bullying an honest person would give him a particularly secret sense of pride and accomplishment.
However, today's Xie Chuji is too serious and cute, which always makes him think that if he doesn't take the opportunity to play tricks on him, he will be at a disadvantage.
Considering what happened yesterday, he attributed this mentality to alternative revenge.
".."
Luo Xi and those sea-like blue eyes looked at each other, wherever the siren's gaze drifted, he would chase there, without giving the other party any chance to dodge.
"Do you have to answer now?" Xie Chuji said with difficulty, not knowing how to present his liking, quantify it, make it deep and specific, and it can be easily perceived and cannot be ignored.
"Definitely." Luo Xi said firmly.
From the degree of liking, it is the most.
The crux of the problem is that Xie Chuji doesn't know how to express this most.
His singing voice is deadly, his tail fins and sharp claws, even his wings are the sharpest weapons, and wherever the sea touches is his territory and kingdom.Good-looking sails will be collected with wind and waves, and slightly more interesting humans will be locked in the abyss of the sea until it becomes no longer interesting... In a long life, these are at best tricks to pass the time.
The painter will listen carefully to every word of the lover and help silently; the angel will indulge the lover to drink carbonated drinks; the dragon will offer all the treasures.
Vampires express love with dates and surprises; Satan tries to prove his heart with authority and restraint.
The goblin is the most cunning one, using flowering as an excuse to further establish an intimate relationship, and by the way prevents the possibility of him courting with singing - all identities want to be special, be the first, not repeat, siren of course No exception.
All the ways he can think of to prove "the most" have already been preempted.
The siren could only remain silent, and hoped that her tears could really turn into pearls, so that she would be a little special among all her identities.
"Chuji, you're not embarrassed to say it, are you?" Luo Xi was still staring at him, with a half-curved lip, and a slight smile, "It's okay to say it if you're sorry——"
Anyway, he can take the initiative.
"I don't know how to prove that I like you the most." The sea monster frowned, feeling that the lover would not like the kingdom he built in the abyss of the sea, and he had no interest in the collections that sank into the sand.
"Actually, you can kiss me first."
Luo Xi thought for a while, and took the initiative to think for her boyfriend, "This way, I can be fooled temporarily."
He wondered if Xie Chuji would really kiss her.
"I can give you three minutes to think." The young man stretched his waist, grabbed his phone, and walked towards the living room while yawning. "The onions you asked for have arrived. I'll go get a takeaway first."
The siren followed her lover step by step, "Then can I give you the pearl first?"
He had already decided that no matter what method he used, he would turn his tears into pearls no matter what.
"Of course..." Luo Xi pushed the door open, "You can also kiss me first."
Before the words fell, the young man was caught off guard by the flickering shutter.
A dense crowd of microphones surrounded them, blocking the door of the villa.
"Hello, is this the private address of Mr. Xie Chuji?"
"What is the relationship between Mr. Xie and you?"
..
——Xie Chuji finally remembered what he forgot.
He thought his chance had come.
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