Chapter 238 I am a gold digger 5
Chapter 238 I am a gold digger 5
I saw another big black dog coming across from the big yellow dog, both of them staring at the pile of feces. Then the two dogs looked at each other and immediately understood each other's intentions. The two sides were on the verge of a fight, and they were going to fight to the death for this hot feces! !
The big yellow dog and the big black dog fought for a few minutes before the winner was decided. In the end, the big black dog was no match for the big yellow dog and ran away in shame with its tail between its legs.
Wei Youcai happened to see this scene. Seeing that the dog was about to eat the feces, he quickly shouted: "Ahhh..., dead dog, don't eat it!!!"
How could the dog possibly listen to Wei Youcai? It ate several mouthfuls quickly. When it saw a human running towards it, it thought the human was trying to snatch its shit, so it bared its teeth, warning the human to stay away or it would bite him to death.
Wei Youcai didn't care about that anymore, he jumped over, pinned the big yellow dog down, dragged it to the river to wash its mouth that had eaten shit, and then kissed it fiercely. Although it still smelled of shit, he had eaten shit before, so for the mission, it didn't matter.
The big yellow dog was stunned by the kiss. It stopped struggling and howling. Instead, it stared blankly at the human who was kissing its mouth. The human even stuck out his tongue and stirred it wildly in its mouth. It made the dog shy?(? ???w??? ?)?
"Oh my! This human is so enthusiastic. Does he like me so much? But I'm just a stray dog. How can I be a match for him? Besides, he's a human. We're not the same species. It's really confusing for a dog~~~"
After a long French kiss, the system said the time was up and the first one was completed.
Wei Youcai quickly let the big yellow dog go, and it vomited for several minutes. The big yellow dog was still stunned, not knowing what was going on. Seeing that the man who had just kissed it with his tongue was vomiting after shaking him off, did he not like him? ?
Even though I am a dog, I still have self-respect, okay? If you don’t like me, why do you forcefully kiss me!!!
Wuwuwu, the most important thing is the first kiss!!! It’s fine if it was taken away by a human, even if it was a man, it would have accepted it, but why was it a man who didn’t like it, wuwuwuwu… I, Dahuang, am so miserable!!!
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Wei Youcai was still vomiting, and he didn't pay any attention to the big yellow dog when he heard it howling. At this moment, he felt a pain in his buttocks, and he howled loudly, then jumped up and looked behind him.
It turned out to be the big yellow dog that bit his butt. After biting him, the big yellow dog ran far away, hid in the bushes, and quietly watched Wei Youcai.
The big yellow dog that Wei Youcai didn't find stayed there cursing for several minutes before limping away.
I went to the convenience store and bought several bottles of water to rinse my mouth. I only breathed a sigh of relief after the taste in my mouth was washed away.
Before he could catch his breath, the system issued another task, this time asking Wei Youcai to kiss a duck.
When Wei Youcai heard this, he wailed. He had just kissed a dog! He had no choice but to fight for 4 billion!!!
A group of ducks happened to be swimming by the river, which were raised by some people nearby. Wei Youcai hurriedly went down to the river and swam to the ducks, grabbed one at random, pried open its mouth and kissed it.
At this time, an old man happened to see Wei Youcai kissing a duck, which really shocked him. These days, you can see all kinds of strange things, and you can actually see a human kissing a duck. The old man thought he was seeing things, and he looked at it carefully for a few times.
After a careful look, there really was a person kissing a duck! And the duck was his own. This really pissed off the old man. What kind of person is this! Is he so hungry? He even let go of a duck! He was furious and yelled at the top of his voice: "You are going to die, you poor bastard! You can even kiss a duck!!!" The old man yelled in exasperation and ran towards Wei Youcai.
Wei Youcai was passionately kissing the struggling duck in his arms when he suddenly heard the old man's roar from behind. He was frightened, but he couldn't turn his head to look. If he failed, the system would definitely give him an electric shock. He had no choice but to bite the duck's tongue in his mouth and swim towards the middle of the river without paying attention to the duck kicking him.
When the old man saw the man swimming to the other side of the river, he stamped his feet in anger and kept muttering, looking like an angry rooster, furious. He was itching to go down to the river and catch the man, but he was too old to dare to go down to the river. He could only stand on the shore, like a resentful woman, with his hands on his hips, cursing.
Wei Youcai didn't care and just finished the kiss quickly. At this moment, the system in his mind spoke.
"Time's up, finish the second one"
Hearing that it was done, Wei Youcai threw the duck in his arms directly to the old man and turned around to swim to the other side.
As soon as he got ashore, the system task came again, asking him to go to the vegetable market to catch a fish.
There was no other choice, Wei Youcai hurried to the market to buy a fish, and this time he had to find a secluded place to kiss.
I kissed more than a dozen animals in succession, including lizards, mice, geckos, snakes, pigs, cows, sheep, donkeys, rabbits, cats, frogs, and cockroaches. But I couldn't find the tongue of a cockroach. I held it in my mouth for half an hour and it died. The system determined that it was not completed, so I was shocked again.
After kissing all these, there was not much time left. This time Wei Youcai wanted to go to the zoo to kiss alpacas. When he arrived at the zoo, he saw that the place was crowded with parents bringing their children to visit the zoo.
Wei Youcai was a little nervous. There were too many people. He encouraged himself secretly in his heart. Four billion! After kissing this alpaca, he could complete the task by kissing another one. Four billion would be in his hands immediately. Hahahaha! !
As he was thinking, Wei Youcai started to laugh wildly. People around him avoided him as far as they could, fearing that they would be pestered by him.
He bought a ticket and entered the zoo, following the sign to the alpaca area. There were more than a dozen alpacas eating carrots, and looking at the crowd around him, he wondered if he could wait until there were fewer people and sneak in.
But as soon as this thought came to his mind, the system gave him an electric shock punishment, so he had to act now.
Wei Youcai looked at the people around and found that there were not so many people. The staff were still preparing food for other animals and could not take care of the alpaca area.
After observing this, Wei Youcai directly climbed over the railing, ran to the nearest alpaca, grabbed the alpaca's mouth, picked out the carrot from its mouth, opened his mouth and kissed the alpaca's mouth.
The adults and their children were looking elsewhere and hadn't noticed what was happening in the alpaca area. It wasn't until a child wanted to feed the alpacas with carrots that he noticed a man squatting in front of the alpacas, doing something. Because he had his back to the child, the boy didn't know what the man was doing, and it seemed like he was brushing the alpaca's teeth.
The little boy was very curious. He even pulled his father who was playing with his phone and asked, "Dad, that person is brushing the alpaca's teeth. I want to play too!"
The little boy's father was playing with his mobile phone. When he heard about brushing the alpaca's teeth, he immediately became curious and looked up.
This was a big deal, the father of the child was almost scared to death, this was not brushing the alpaca's teeth! This was clearly a pervert kissing the alpaca!!! The kiss was so passionate that the alpaca was still struggling, but the pervert did not let it go and kept kissing it fiercely.
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