bookcurios Chapter 23 IQ Doesn't Exist
Chapter 23 IQ Doesn't Exist
What he said was so reasonable that he couldn't think of a rebuttal for a while.
At night, when the people in the bedrooms on the second floor of Xiaoyang Building were sleeping soundly, a group of beaver demons were setting off at the gate of the fire center.
Twenty beavers wore light black wholesale hoodies and trousers of the same style, and climbed lightly onto the rented truck. The leading beaver demon sat in the driver's seat, started the car and went straight to the famous abandoned park in the West End. Furniture Factory.
The truck coming out of the village in the city went straight to the destination with a clear goal, and then drove three kilometers to the left after passing a traffic light, and then turned right twice to the beaver demon's destination.
At the same time, General Xie, who had rented a golden Ferrari for a day from the car rental company, opened the car door gracefully and got in. After the car started, he immediately handed over the identity card he had just used to register for the car rental.
He drank Mengpo soup, he was about to die, and he needed a shitty certificate.
After riding the roller coaster in the afternoon, and posting serious ghost charms in the six haunted houses, General Xie decided to fulfill his last last wish tonight.
He's going to race and run a red light.
With one kick on the gas pedal for 120 yards, the Ferrari roared away.
Go straight in the direction of the old town.
At this moment, at 02:30 am in the middle of the night, a medium-sized truck cannot accommodate twenty humans because the driver's seat is five.
A group of beaver monsters relied on no one on the road, and drove until they turned right into the small road, and they all became prototypes. Only the beaver monster in the driver's seat maintained a human head and a pair of human palms to hold the steering wheel .
The rest had long since turned into gray furry beavers, fifteen beavers crammed into the three-seat rear seat and four in the passenger seat.
The truck, which was going to steal furniture from an abandoned furniture factory in the dark, encountered a red light when it passed the second right-hand intersection.
A golden Ferrari rumbled to the side of them and stopped right behind.
Xie Jiang opened the car window and hummed a song, brushed his back and was gearing up to cross the intersection, and officially started his journey to the famous autumn mountain car god.
When the red light was about to jump in three seconds, Jiang Xie turned his head and glanced at the truck on the right.
On that black truck, a monster with a fat body, short head and small eyes was poking its butt, shaking its short forelimbs in the driver's seat.
With a flick of the big furry head to the left, a brand new head popped out.
The new head was swung 180 degrees to the right, and those two little squirrel-like claws became human hands.
"Go! Go! Go!" yelled the monster in the driver's seat of the truck as the light turned green.Just maintaining the shape of a human head and hands, he let go of the accelerator and flew out with one kick.
Before leaving, the beaver demon turned his head in response, and looked at the golden Ferrari next to him with his ordinary face.
One person and one monster, sluggish on the spot.
Beaver demon: "Damn it! What a dazzling car!"
General Xie: "I'm sorry! If you catch such a big monster, you'll get at least three thousand rewards!"
The moment the green light turned on, Jiang Xie's feet moved faster than his brain. When he came back to his senses, he found that the truck he was chasing the monster had already chased out.
The beaver monsters on the medium-sized black truck in front blew up their nests on the spot.
The only beaver demon in the driver's seat who was in line with the eyes of the humans was crying, shaking his thin neck that hadn't turned into a human neck, and turned to look at his brothers.
"Family, a human seems to have seen our prototype!"
The four beaver demons sitting in the passenger seat jumped up on the spot and looked around: "Where is it? Where is it?"
Four fat, furry faces were stuck to the window and looked out.
General Xie, who was catching up, was driving his car to the left side of the truck, trying to get away from the car, but when the two cars were parallel, General Xie looked up and saw four identical faces on the passenger side of the truck. He looked at him with eyes the size of mung beans.
In Xie Jiang's mind, the ringing bell at midnight, the madness in the night, and the ghosts lingering at the crossroads appeared in his mind.
Otherwise, he couldn't imagine how there could be monsters with five heads.
Four of the heads were taped to the passenger window, and one was used in the driver's seat to drive the truck.
General Xie, who had just drank Mengpo soup during the day, looked at the four furry monster faces, and even wondered if he was dead now?
He must be on Huangquan Road now, right?Otherwise, how could you see such a terrible thing.
The overly frightened human being tremblingly took out his mobile phone and turned on the most powerful god in his personal cognition.
On the truck that was moving forward steadily, the four beavers in the co-pilot who were sticking to the window saw the problem of the other party making a phone call with one hand.
At the same time frowned.
"Three points will be deducted for making phone calls while driving."
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In the Xiaoyang Building, Lu Wenren was sleeping in a daze when he heard the phone ringing non-stop. The Lord River God who opened his eyes got up and groped in the dark, and after searching for a long time, he picked up the phone that fell on the ground.
Seeing the words 46:[-] a.m. on the screen, he answered the phone silently, before the person over there could say, "You better say that the sky is falling outside and wait for me to help you, otherwise your bonus for next month will be gone. .”
On the other end of the phone, General Xie chased the truck in front of him with his mobile phone in his arms, and before he gave up, he started howling after the call was connected.
"My lord, come and help me! There is a scary five-headed monster here! It is still driving a truck on the road."
"Headless monster?" On the two-meter bed, Lu Wenren listened to Xie Jiang's words on the phone, frowning, and his brain quickly read the monsters in the sea scriptures, which monsters were headless.
"They drove the truck all the time, and they didn't stop when they saw me. My whole body was covered with hair, and my eyes were still glowing green..." Xie Jiang drove the car crookedly on the road.
In the black truck next door, the beaver demons on the co-driver saw that the man was still walking around with them, and took their fat, furry face from the window a little annoyed.
The twenty beavers looked at the brothers around them in unison, and then collectively sighed.
"It's so annoying, I have to become a human again."
"It's all because the furniture factory is too far away, we can only use trucks to transport it back."
"It's so crowded!!!"
The twenty beavers in the truck yelled that they were crowded and shook their heads.
In a flash, the beaver turned into a human being, and fifteen people squeezed into the three-seater back row.
In the passenger seat, four living people were squeezed out.
The one sitting at the bottom was twisted by the face of the three brothers who were sitting on their laps.
After confirming the address with Lu Wenren, General Xie finally looked up at the truck again.
As soon as he looked up, the four furry faces just now had turned into four painful and wailing human faces.
Xie Jiang, who has lived for 28 years, parked his car on the side of the road involuntarily, holding his mobile phone tremblingly and praying.
"My lord, come quickly, this place is so scary."
In the truck, the beaver demons had to maintain their humanity. Except for the beaver in the driver's seat, which sat alone, all the other seats were in the shape of stacked demons.
The crowded faces of all the monsters were almost deformed. Finally, when the black truck stopped at the gate of the abandoned furniture factory, one after another, big living people jumped out of the car window.
Twenty beaver demons, wearing the same clothes, were also shaking their hands and feet that were almost crushed just now.
Like a group of dancing German black-backed cockroaches.
Once they were free, they started loading the truck with old furniture.
A street away, Xie Jiang hid in his golden Ferrari, shivering.
Lu Wenren rode his bicycle all the way, looking for the particularly conspicuous vehicle that General Xie said. After riding for three streets, he finally found the golden vehicle parked by the side of the road.
Parking his bicycle on the side of the road, Lu Wenren walked up to the golden vehicle and knocked on the window.
In the driver's seat, General Xie, who was crossing his arms and legs and trying to reduce his sense of presence, shivered and raised his head cautiously.
The new boss had a face of a dead man who was woken up late at night and had to work overtime, staring at him blankly through the car window.
Seeing this face, General Xie was moved to tears and pressed the car window on the spot, and grabbed Lu Wenren's palm with great excitement: "My lord, you are finally here! You don't know how scary that monster is!"
He was so scared that he almost went to Huangquan Road to report on the spot.
Lord Heshen looked at this mentally handicapped subordinate who was affected by Meng Potang, threw away his hand in disgust, and looked around.
On the empty late-night road, the surroundings were quiet, and there was no third person to be found except their car.
"Where is the headless monster you mentioned just now?"
He didn't see anything.
"He went that way, I still remember his license plate."
Xie Jiang quietly reached out and pinched the corner of Lu Wenren's clothes secretly, always thinking that it was safe enough.
Lu Wenren looked in the direction he was pointing at, walked aside and rode his bicycle over. Before leaving, he glanced at his subordinates who were huddled in the driver's seat, paused for breath, and said after a few seconds: "Are you Come with me to see, or stay here and wait for me."
"I'll go with you!" General Xie raised his hand, don't stay here even if you kill him.
What if those monsters knew how powerful his new boss was, and ran up from behind halfway to find him trouble?
Lord River God looked at this subordinate with a face full of fear, and asked a very important question: "Can you still drive?"
That Mengpo soup is at best to make people forget something, and Xie Jiang's performance made him suspect that what this subordinate forgot was IQ.
General Xie looked down at the steering wheel and shook his head decisively.
"When I drive now, I think of the picture of those four heads sticking to the car window just now!"
The clutch that made his feet tremble so frighteningly that he couldn't even step on it.
One minute later, Lu Wenren was riding a bicycle in front, and Xie Jiang looked at his back and ran forward with all his strength.
One person and one god, all the way forward to find the whereabouts of the headless monster.
In the abandoned furniture factory, twenty beavers moved quickly, and soon loaded a truck full of old furniture, and turned into beavers again, leaving the beaver demon in the driver's seat to look like a human. Stepping on the gas pedal drove the truck out of the furniture factory again.
"That! That! My lord, look quickly, it's that car!" Jiang Xie saw a black truck coming from the opposite side with sharp eyes, and recognized the license plate at a glance, pointing at the truck, panting. Lu Wenren, who was riding a bicycle in front, shouted, "Hurry up, stop him!"