The daily life of the river god

Chapter 18 The Qin Dynasty is Not Impossible

"Come on, sign here."

Kyuubi signed the most difficult name in his life.

And then nothing.

The whetstone that hadn't been opened, and the huge weapon that had been custom-made with her half a year's salary were all confiscated and turned in.

In Yuqing Palace, Xia Bing and General Xie rushed to the scene after receiving the call, first put the two weapons into the car, and then returned to Lu Wenren, "Master River God, what should we do with this non-human being?"

"What happened to the inhuman named Maria last time?" Lu Wenren asked about the current situation of the inhuman who still lives in Yuqing Palace.

Mentioning that person, General Xie sighed dignifiedly and gratifiedly on the spot: "My lord's idea is very good, that Miss Maria gets up at eight o'clock every morning to study [Tai Chi Baguazhang], and starts to study [Basic Human Ethics] at two o'clock in the afternoon. Follow [Social Morality] and study [The Essence of Religion] and [The Origin of Religion from Development] at night. After our week of study, she is no longer full of hallelujah, and she will no longer just grab people and say let the true God When you come to this kind of words, you deeply understand that our West District is a science-based, non-superstitious and non-feudal West District.”

Xia Bing continued: "According to her study progress, give her another half a month. As long as she passes the assessment, she can reappear in society and become an upright non-human being."

"You guys are doing a great job. This non-human also needs to relearn how to regulate her life in the human world, and put her and Maria together." Lu Wenren pointed to Nine Tails, who was eavesdropping.

When Kyuubi heard that he just asked himself to study ethics for a few days, and if he didn't kill her or beat her, he had already regained his vitality.

After seeing Lu Wenren looking at her, he patted his chest and said, "I am willing to study! I am willing to live with Maria. As long as you don't kill me or beat me, I will obey you!"

Lu Wenren snorted, and squinted at her: "Do you really listen to me?"

Kyuubi nodded sharply, "Yes!"

Lord Heshen raised his lips and said, "Okay then, during the few days you are in Yuqing Palace, write me a list of ten non-human beings living in the West District. If one person is missing, the study time will be extended by one year. When will you write it out?" The list of ten people, I will let you out."

Upon hearing this request, Nine Tails lost face again on the spot, and looked at Lu Wenren with a mournful fox face: "Master, if you let me stay in the non-human circle like this, I won't be able to get along."

"Then what do you think when I arrest you, tie you at the gate of Yuqing Palace, and then invite non-human beings to come and visit you who are ignorant and ignorant?" Lu Wenren very humanely changed her condition.

Kyuubi shrank his tail on the spot, and said righteously, "Don't worry! I'll write the list right now, and I promise to write ten people for you, and I can still report it! He is also an inhuman!"

Rather than losing face in front of non-human beings, Kyuubi suddenly felt that it would not be difficult to write a list of ten.

And among the people present, there was one person who was not on the list.

Yang Jian, who was wearing a takeaway helmet, never thought that he would be reported if he was idle watching the excitement.

With so many eyes watching him, Lu Wenren also looked at the delivery boy who was wearing a helmet all the time.

This person stood here for a long time, but he didn't realize that the other person was a non-human being.

"Take off the helmet." Lu Wenren pointed to the solid thing on the opponent's head.

Yang Jian took off the helmet on his head, revealing his sweaty face and the clear third eye on his forehead.

"Lu Wenren, I am Erlang God of the Heavenly Court. This time I went down to earth to pretend to be a private matter." Yang Jian took out the token he carried with him.

Kyuubi, who reported meritorious service at the side, sneaked up on tiptoe and bit his ear: "He said his dog was lost, who would believe it?"

How can there be a god who loses a dog and looks for it in the lower realm.

And she still dresses up as this kind of food delivery look every day, which sounds fake at first glance.

Lu Wenren pushed away the Nine Tails that were approaching him, walked up to Yang Jian and took a look at his token, "I know you, my father told me your story, did the Xiaotian dog lose it?"

"Yes."

"Do you need help? If you have his photo, I can ask Xia Bing and the others to look for it for you." Lu Wenren pointed to Xia Bing and General Xie not far away.

"Thank you, but Xiaotiangou hid on purpose and I'm afraid I can't find it with ordinary people's means. I just need to look for it slowly."

Knowing that he couldn't help, Lu Wenren gave up. "Then you can look for it. If you need anything, you can go to the first small western-style building on the left side of the river to find me."

Kyuubi watched in a daze, "Why doesn't he have to catch him and learn social morality!"

What do you mean, gods treat them differently, right?

This sentence earned Lu Wenren a disgusted look: "He didn't do anything bad, and he didn't customize a weapon to kill me. Why should he learn social morality with a non-human like you who thinks about fighting and killing all day? If the quarrel continues, the term will be extended for another year."

Kyuubi shut up, and Kyuubi shed unwilling tears.

No matter how unwilling I am, I will go to the neighborhood committee to ask for a long vacation, and then follow Xia Bing and Xie Jiang into the Yuqing Palace, step by step, and then learn Tai Chi and social norms and regulations with Maria. She does not need to study religion. However, Yuqing Palace sent her a brand-new [Common Sense of Laws and Regulations] book and asked her to recite the full text and read it aloud. "

During the non-human collective study on this end, Lu Wenren on the other end has already left the matter of Nine Tails behind him.

With those land deeds, he happily went to the police station to find Wen Guofu, and asked him to lead them to identify the authenticity of the land deeds so that the house could be sold.

Inside Baofangzhai, a well-known antique city in the West District.

A middle-aged man with round eyes in a Chinese tunic suit was sitting in front of the desk, holding a magnifying glass and meticulously looking at the neatly arranged land deeds on the table.

On the opposite side of the desk, Lu Wenren held his breath, waiting expectantly for the other party's comment: "This must be true, my father will not lie to me."

Lu Wansi, the boss of Baofangzhai, nodded: "The handsome guy is right, your land deed from the Qing Dynasty is indeed real, and the seals on it from left to right refer to the fact that the yamen at that time passed the verification of the deed. It was stamped with a red stamp on the back."

"Then where do I go to change houses? Is the current police station in charge of this matter?" After confirming that his land deed was genuine, Lu Wenren immediately asked about the next thing.

Lu Wansi was stunned, and then laughed out loud, "Little handsome guy, I'm afraid this can't be exchanged for a house. This is a land deed from the Qing Dynasty. I think your land deed is well preserved, the size is large enough, and the quality is still good. Yes, there is also a jade seal stamped by the emperor himself, if you are short of money, I will take this land deed, how about 3 yuan."

"But the title deed is real, shouldn't these places belong to me?" Lu Wenren looked at the title deed, wondering why he couldn't change houses.

"This is a land deed from the Qing Dynasty, and it doesn't count now, unless you can come up with a land deed from the Qin Dynasty." Lu Wansi wanted to make this deal, so he didn't laugh at the other party's wishful thinking, but told him about it. Just kidding.

"I also have the land deed from the Qin Dynasty." Lu Wenren also took out the land deed from the Qin Dynasty at the bottom of the box in his pocket.

Before coming in, he thought that if the Qing Dynasty's title deed was useless, there would still be the Qin Dynasty.

I didn't expect that Qin Chao's land deed would be really used so soon.

As soon as he heard that he really had the land deed of the Qin Dynasty in his hand, Lu Wansi put away the carelessness on his face, took another pair of disposable gloves, put them on, and carefully caught the one that had been put in his pocket. Kneaded a bit deformed title deed.

This time the appraisal took longer, and after half an hour, Lu Wansi made a few phone calls and took a few photos before returning to Lu Wenren, took a deep breath and said: "The little handsome guy is right. This is really a land deed from the Qin Dynasty, and it is so well preserved. Even I have seen it for the first time in my life."

"Can I change houses?" Lu Wenren only cared about this question.

"wait."

Lu Wansi took out his mobile phone and went outside to make a call. Lu Wenren sat in front of the desk of Jianbao, looked at his two land deeds on the table and sighed: "I didn't expect my father to really have no money, I thought I Brothers used to play around."

He watched his brothers quarrel with the retired uncle in the group every day, and the retired uncle didn't resist when people talked about having no money.

It turned out that his father really had no money, and he had a bunch of land deeds that could not be exchanged for a house.

The person who wrote the land deed before was too much. Why did he deceive the God of the River with such useless things? I just don’t know how many times his father was deceived for these few pieces of paper.

Lu Wenren also took out his mobile phone and sent a big red envelope to his retired Uncle on the spot.

"Father, you have worked hard, and I will never say that you are poor again."

In the Crystal Palace of the Yellow River, I just placed an order for a six-meter-long dragon statue in Luzhai, when I heard the phone ringing, I took it out to have a look.

"Yo, my family's Sanbai got rich, and even gave me red envelopes, he's really my good son!"

Luzhai, who received the red envelope, made another phone call on the spot.

"Hey, old cow. It's my Luzhai. How much will you order a four-meter-high Jiaolong statue for me? 13? Okay, I'll transfer the money to you, and make my facial features look more handsome. My son will miss me when he lands Already, I will send it to him when it is finished, so that he can put it on the shore every day, so that he can see me at any time."

In Baofang Zhai, three special guests were welcomed in one breath.

Lu Wenren was invited to drink tea and eat cake, and Lu Wansi and the three special guests sat in front of the desk and fought around the land deed of the Qin Dynasty.

"This is the jade seal used by Qin Prince Ying. Ziying only served as emperor for 46 days. According to ancient books, when Liu Bang entered Guanzhong, Ziying took his jade seal and soldier amulet to surrender in person. Later, after Xiang Yu entered Xianyang City, he immediately Killing Ziying, there are only a few words about his jade seal and soldier talisman in history, I didn't expect that we have the good fortune to see this thing today."

Lu Wansi smiled calmly: "Okay, okay, don't say good things, the guests are waiting next to you, the purpose of the three of you today is to make a price, and the price is right. This thing can be taken away on the spot. Good friend, I can say one more thing, that handsome guy wants to buy a house in Zengcheng."

With this sentence in mind, the three of them set prices separately based on the value of the land deed.

"450."

"600."

The last person looked at the old acquaintances on the left and right, and smiled slightly: "Since the handsome guy wants to buy a house, then I will give away a spring return house in the North District, no matter the location or the environment, I think the handsome guy will like it very much. "

A set of houses in Chungui costs 700 million yuan, but the houses in that community are not something ordinary people can buy, and there are always one carrot and one hole all year round.I don't know how many people have been waiting in line for years to sell their houses. "

Lu Wenren, who was eating the cake, was called in again, and Lu Wansi told him the offers of the three people in front of him.

"The handsome guy can sell the land deed to anyone he wants. This is the offer from these three."

"I'll choose him." Lu Wenren pointed to the one who offered 600 million yuan. He is not the river god in the northern district, and he doesn't need the house there. Moreover, he lives in the small western-style building by himself, so he doesn't need to move.

The author has something to say:

虺: That's my house!

Lu Wenren: The West District is mine, including you, including your house.