bookcurios Chapter 13 My son is rebellious
Chapter 13 My son is rebellious
The people outside the courtyard door stepped into the small western-style building that had been transformed here, stepping under the transparent glass.
What kind of experience is it like to go out for an hour and come back home and be redecorated?
The experience of 虺 is regret.
I regret that when I saw that face appearing at the door, I didn't break that guy's neck immediately!
Only then did he give that guy a chance to be presumptuous, occupying his bedroom to sleep on his bed, distributing his house keys randomly, and now he directly remodeled his yard.
In the living room, Lu Wenren was eating fresh lotus seeds when he heard footsteps and looked up.
"Hey, you're finally back."
He walked in front of the other party with a blank face, took off the huge sunglasses on his face and opened his eyes to look at the heartless bastard: "Is this still my home?"
"That's right, it's your small western-style building. My brothers helped us redecorate it. Are you happy? The roads in the yard were damaged in many places, and many stones were broken. My brothers replaced a few. A stone." The heartless River God handed the fresh lotus seeds that he had just opened to the other party: "If you are very moved, you can thank them in person."
He wasn't moved, he just wanted to find a power grid and go down there, electrocuting the dragons who occupied the crane's nest.
The non-human being whose inner activities are overwhelming, but on the surface, he caught the lotus seed and looked up and down his small western building.
As far as the line of sight is concerned, they are all items and placements that belong to them.
It's a good thing that these dragons only attacked the courtyard, otherwise, he decided to attack the dragon in front of him, to let them know how it feels to tamper with other people's things without the owner's consent.
"Where are your brothers?"
虺 ate the lotus seeds and asked where the dragons were going.
"Go to Chunhua Barbershop to have it done, it's certified."
His brother and the others belonged to law enforcement in different places. If they wanted to get all the dragon scales, they had to apply for a formal work permit first.
In Chunhua's barber shop, Ri Youshen's mouth was almost crooked with a smile, so many people came into his barber shop in one go to get a certificate.
For the sake of business, Ri Youshen even found a blank piece of paper from the drawer, wrote a few big characters on it and pasted it on the broom standing by the door.
"Please line up for a haircut."
After making sure that passers-by in all directions could see his blank paper, Ri Youshen entered the shop with a smile on his face, "Masters of the River God, don't worry, I'll give you a certificate, sit on the chair first and I'll take a picture for you." A certificate, a photo."
Relying on his age and the piercing eyes of his sons, Luzhai was the first to sit in the barber chair.
As soon as Ri Youshen put the computer away, he saw the retiree sitting there with his head raised from the back of the computer: "Brother Lu, we are here for the Law Enforcement Office and the Certificate Office in a different place. It's not about retiring and re-employing. You retire and re-employ For law enforcement, I have to report to the heavenly court first, and then I can issue a certificate for you after I pass it."
Don't waste time, when the heavenly court passed his report, the villain would have already run away.
Luzhai blushed with an old face, reluctantly got off the barber chair, stood aside and watched his sons sit up and go to the office. "You're discriminating against retirees."
When Lu Wenren rushed over with 虺, the line was just halfway through.
There are more than twenty young men with different looks and styles, the only characteristic being that they are handsome, standing at the entrance of the Rihualifa shop.
Such a masculine landscape adds a bit of mystery to Riyoushen, a barber shop that is about to close down at any time, and passers-by who don't know why are following behind while queuing up and secretly taking pictures of handsome men.
Looking at the scene of people everywhere, he closed his eyes, took out sunglasses from his pocket, put them on, followed Lu Wenren, jumped in line and walked into this Chunhua barber shop whose signboard had fallen into a sunflower.
When he entered, Luzhai was about to go out, but when he saw his youngest son coming, he pulled him away as soon as his eyes lit up.
Lu Wenren was dragged by one arm by him, and stumbled out. He didn't forget the non-human beings he had brought, and he also pulled the 虺 along with his hand.
The three of them followed Lianlian out of the barber shop in a seemingly collective manner.
Behind him, Lu Bi put his work card around his neck and walked out.
Get the certificate first, and Jiaolong has no plan to wait for the brothers behind. Everyone wants to monopolize the dragon scale, and if they can't monopolize it, they will take as much as they can get.
A group of people went to the Nanhua community to witness the law enforcement, and got the person's face and booth number in the farmer's market directly from Jiang Jiujiu's parents.
Another group of people marched to the farmer's market, stood at the gate of the market with their hands folded, eyes closed to see what kind of method these dragons could use to buy dragon scales from the vegetable vendor.
I saw Luzhai change into a crutch casually, and then beckoned Lu Wenren to come over and support him.
"Three hundred, let's go buy leeks."
"Father, don't we make a plan?" Lu Wenren looked at the gate of the farmer's market and suggested.
Luzhai nodded, "After you go in for a while, you will look at my eyes and do things. If I tell you to call, you will call. If I tell you to cry, then you will cry. Don't worry about the rest."
Years of working experience made Luzhai enter the farmer's market with confidence.
The father and son, together with the 虺 who watched others buy dragon scales, walked into this farmer's market, and after a while, the three of them stood in front of the vegetable vendor selling leeks.
The vegetable vendor, who was about to close the stall, saw the combination of one old and two young, and subconsciously opened his mouth to solicit business: "Abbe, what do you want? Today's tomatoes and leeks are all fresh, you can see that the sales are almost the same, and there are these mushrooms for soup It's fresh, do you want two catties?"
"Let's order this, and this. I want this fungus too." Luzhai stood in front of the stall and carefully selected them on the spot like a real vegetable buyer.
In 5 minutes, Luzhai bought more than 100 yuan worth of vegetables, all of which were carried by Lu Wenren.
He squinted at the little Jiaolong next to him holding those rickety bamboo shoots with both hands, and took the things over in disgust, and carried them by himself.
Luzhai concentrates on buying vegetables, as if he wants to put Longlin's affairs aside.
Holding the vegetables in both hands, he watched the two dragons' next plans with cold eyes.
Luzhai, who bought more than 100 vegetables, picked up a peeled edamame, "This is delicious when fried, isn't the boss fresh?"
"Fresh, it's all brought directly from the field in the morning, so it must be fresh!" The vegetable vendor originally had a little order left in the stall, but this person bought more than 100 in one go, and now he is very happy.
Hearing him ask about edamame, he quickly grabbed a handful and handed it to the other party, spreading his palms, "Look, these are the ones I peeled just now, they are all good and fresh."
After Luzhai squeezed a edamame from the palm of his hand, he threw it into his mouth and chewed it in front of everyone.
"It tastes good too, let me add another catty." After eating one edamame, Luzhai quickly paid for another catty of edamame.
The three of them bought vegetables, and when they left the stall, Lu Wenren turned around with Luzhai and walked outside the farmers' market.
Xun followed them with the ingredients, and from the corner of his eye, Luzhai gave Lu Wenren a strange wink, and the next second, the energetic old dragon fell down foaming at the mouth.
In the distance, the Jiaolongs who were carefully checking the stalls with their work permits suddenly heard the scream, and half of the people in the farmer's market turned their heads, like a sunflower seeing the sun, and followed it.
"Go and see!"
As a good big brother of the River God Realm, Lu Bi put down the leek he was checking on the spot, and ran towards the source of the sound.
"Dad! Dad! What's wrong with you? Why are you vomiting?"
Lu Wenren sat on the ground and hugged Luzhai, who was foaming at the mouth, and after crying a few words, he looked at the vegetable vendor next to him who was also dumbfounded by this place.
"It must be that there are pesticide residues on your edamame, and you let my father eat it."
The vegetable vendor was stunned, it was the first time she had encountered such a thing in selling vegetables for so long, and she listened to Taro for a while.From the weir to the sound, the crowd watching over looked from all directions.
Even the loudspeaker next door, which was always used as noise for ten yuan and ten pairs of stockings, quickly turned off the sound of the horn, and for a while, only Lu Wenren's questioning was heard.
He stood aside with two big bags of food, silently looking at the reddened corners of the dragon's eyes, and the tears that seemed to be there were momentarily suppressed.
When he came back to his senses, Lu Bi had already led a group of law enforcement dragons here, and quickly picked up Lu Zhai, who was foaming at the mouth, and sent him to the hospital.
Pesticides on the vegetables caused the shopper to foam at the mouth, and the unconscious vegetable vendor was politely invited to the side to understand the situation on the spot.
"We are the food inspectors of the Consumers Association. Please believe in the quality of the farmer's market. We will investigate this matter in detail and give you the truth. Come with us first, and we will take all the food on your vegetable stall. Go do a test."
Lu Bi stood in front of the vegetable vendor who was pale and wanted to explain, bowed his head and explained to the other party in a low voice, "We received a report call saying that someone in the farmer's market recently pretended to be poisoned and touched porcelain. Let's take a trip, and after sending them to the police station, we will send you back to explain to you."
The last thing the vegetable vendor wanted to say was gone. Her vegetables were never short, and it was even more impossible to deliberately sell poisonous vegetables to others.
Seeing Lu Bi's upright face and what he said to her in a low voice, he straightened his chest on the spot, and said confidently, "I'll go with you, if there is really a problem with my food, whoever has something wrong will come to me. "
A farce ended with the departure of the vegetable vendor and the victim.
The vegetable vendor's stall was completely empty of people, but no one around, whether it was the bosses of other stalls or the passers-by selling vegetables, dared to touch the vegetables, fearing that they would be poisoned by accident.
More people directly bypassed that area, and they didn't want to pass through it even if they were killed.
The many dragons who stayed at the vegetable stand to collect ingredients quickly found the foam box hidden below, and just opened a small crack, the faint breath of the dragon shocked the whole body of the dragon present, hugged the box and took it again. After buying some ingredients and vegetables, they walked out of the farmers market.
Lu Wenren over there followed Luzhai into the car on the side of the road. In the car were Xia Bing and General Xie who had been notified by Lu Wenren on the phone.
"He will come out in a while, you take it away for investigation, and call me if you have any questions." Lu Wenren took a deep breath as soon as he finished speaking, and rolled up his left sleeve.
The two red finger prints on it were clearly printed on the soft flesh on the top of his arm, one on the left and the other on the right.
"Who hurt you?" Xun threw away the dish in his hand, and asked while holding that arm.
Lu Wenren lowered his head and blew on the pinched red spot, and pointed at Luzhai who was sitting in the back row with his other intact arm, "My father."
In the farmer's market just now, in order to pretend to be more authentic, Luzhai directly pinched him severely, which made him scream before letting go.
"This is called playing a full set. We are all gods. Although we came to Zengcheng to deal with Longlin's affairs, we can't disturb the peaceful life of human beings, and we can't let things go out of the scope of human imagination. Start talking about all kinds of superstitious rumors."
As a retired fairy, Luzhai flicked the edamame on his finger, and taught everyone in the car in a preaching tone.
"Although Dad pinched you, you can see that this market can still operate normally in the future, and there will be no strange rumors. If the vegetable vendor is really involved, he will be locked up or charged with other crimes in the eyes of others. It's also because of her cooking problems, it has nothing to do with dragons or scales, right?"
He looked at the pinched mark on Lu Wenren's arm, and felt that the old man was too talkative and incompetent.
Taking a piece of dragon scale would only use the method of hurting Lu Wenren, what a waste, no wonder he has been practicing for so long and is still a dragon, unable to become a dragon.
Lu Bi in the market quickly walked out with his brothers, and led the vegetable vendor into a vehicle next door with the words "Public Security" on the body.
"I'm not really going to the police station, am I? Didn't I just say I'm going to make a show for that person?" The vegetable vendor looked at the two words "Police", and even those who were not panicking at first became a little panicked.
"Follow the procedure. After all, how did that person commit the crime, and he may extort money when he wakes up. As a victim, you have to come with us to clarify this matter."
Hearing that he was about to be extorted money, the vegetable vendor finally calmed down again, opened the car door and got in.
In the driver's seat in front, Wen Guofu turned his head to look at the person sitting in the back seat, and said with a smile, "Don't worry, elder sister, we're just taking you through the procedures, so I'll trouble you."
"It's okay, it's okay, we have a duty to deal with liars." When the vegetable vendor saw Wen Guofu in police uniform, the last bit of uneasiness in his heart was erased, and he obediently followed him back to the police station.
As for when she can come out again, there is no hope until she spits out all the secrets she has hidden.
"Three hundred, go home first. These dragon scales will be sent to your small mansion after my brother cleans them up."
Lu Bi hugged the foam box, bent down and dragged out the retired uncle who was sitting in the car, "And you, go back to your Yellow River Crystal Palace, or I will report to the Heavenly Court that you went ashore privately and blackmail people."
Luzhai was furious on the spot.
When the old man jumped up to make trouble for the first time, he pulled Lu Wenren out of the other car door and led him back.
"Huh, we haven't finished our work yet." Lu Wenren was dragged forward, and he seemed to be getting farther and farther away from his brother and Luzhai.
"The cleaners will go to the cleaning fee of 100 yuan an hour in the past, and [-] yuan an hour in the past tomorrow."
This price made the new River God, who had just earned a red envelope fee from the Dragon Scale, gasp on the spot.
Without saying a word, he threw the dragon scale behind his head, and pulled the 虺 with his back hand and went straight to the cleaner's residence.
He who successfully took away the little dragon, with huge sunglasses on his face, finally felt a little bit of joy.
Although this pleasure was exchanged for a cleaning fee of 50 yuan.
That night, the courtyard door of the first small western-style building on the upper left of the 卝 character was pushed open like a thief.
Holding a necklace made entirely of dragon scales, Lu Bi quietly went up to the second floor and entered his brother's room.
Putting the necklace made of dragon scales next to Lu Wenren's pillow, and quietly leaving tens of thousands of cash to his younger brother, he exited the small building with the lights turned off.
The front foot went out the far door, and the hind foot in another room on the second floor of Xiaoyang Building opened his eyes, lazily pushed open the secret door in the room, and went directly to the next door.
See the special necklace on the nightstand.
"Tsk, it doesn't take much effort to get it."
This group of flood dragons actually gave all the dragon scales to Lu Wenren, which happened to be cheap for him.
The person standing at the head of the bed leaned over and hooked the dragon scale necklace, wanting to take it for himself.
On the two-meter-large bed, the sleeping Xiaolong turned over, and the sleeping person unintentionally lifted a corner of the quilt, exposing half of his arm, and hugged the corner of the quilt to sleep soundly again.
Putting his fingers on the necklace, he caught a glimpse of a light red finger print on the exposed arm out of the corner of his eye.
The non-human beside the bed took a deep breath, and after turning his eyes back and forth between the necklace and the owner of that arm, he finally dropped the necklace in distaste, "Let it be kept together with your neck first."
When he gets tired of looking at this face one day, it will be the same if he breaks this neck and takes away the necklace.
Outside the gate of Xiaoyanglou, dozens of river gods from other places were standing at the gate. After the deer escaped, everyone hurriedly looked back.
"Have you sent it out? Are you happy with Sanbai?"
"He fell asleep, and I didn't wake him up." Lu Bi stood in the group of brothers with his hands in his pockets, looking at the faces in front of him who were expecting him to say a few more words, and calmly said: "The purpose of our visit this time is to It's just an excuse to take the dragon scales, but actually came to visit Sanbai. Now that people have seen it, you should go back to your own fiefs, and don't just run here in the future."
Standing not far away from Luzhai, who was eating stinky tofu, he heard the conversation over there, and protested on the spot: "No, we just talked to Sanbai during the day, and we need to help him deal with this matter."
Lu Bi gave him a blank look, "Your son is already an adult, so many gods come to visit him once is not enough, and you plan to run over to help him every time he encounters non-human beings in the future? Why didn't you be so enthusiastic when you ran to heaven to resign? See you think three hundred?
Luzhai hates this eldest son the most. This kid was the first one to jump out of the eggshell back then, and he looks really well-behaved.
But after living for 300 years, that mouth is really disgusting to the gods.
He said he couldn't beat this guy, so he could only take out his mobile phone and play an old song he downloaded from the Internet.
"My son's rebellion broke my heart..."
As soon as the first line of the song was released, Lu Bi raised his mobile phone to take a video of the scene, and sent a text message to the Tianting office on the spot, complaining about a certain retired uncle who came to the world privately.