The daily life of the river god

Chapter 2 He Hates Immortals the Most

Standing outside the door, Lu Wenren raised his head and stood at the door with a serious face. The moment the door opened, he saw the silver-gray shoulder-length hair first, and then saw the owner of the long hair with his eyes closed. After pulling the doorknob with both hands, stand still, with your head facing his direction.

"Is something wrong?"

The owner of the house spoke harshly.

The new River God looked at the pair of eyes that hadn't opened from beginning to end, and he paused when he wanted to take out the registration book in his arms. The next second, he stuffed the book back into his arms, coughing secretly: : "Hi, may I ask if there is a non-human named 虺 here?"

"虺? I am." The owner of the house closed his eyes. Although he couldn't see the appearance of the river god in front of him clearly, he could see the dim light yellow divine light on the other party's body.

A river god who is so weak dares to come to his place to be the landlord. The owner of the house has already decided to let the old guy in Luzhai die tonight.

It also saves the non-human beings in the house, who can't come up with a useful solution after arguing for a long time.

"Huh? But if you can't see, how did you write your name on my notebook?"

The weak new River God, who was about to be cut off, heard that the person in front of him was the one who had written his signature on the booklet. He took out the booklet in surprise and opened it again. He found the page where the name was clearly written, and repeatedly Confirmed the words written above.

The owner of the house who wanted to cut Luzhai's son opened his eyes impatiently. First, he saw a torn booklet that would be scattered in the wind was held up under his eyelids, with a word written in capitals on it.

Someone squinted at the familiar word, and vaguely remembered that it was he who wrote it.

Back then when he came out of the dungeon, he saw an extra dragon on his territory, and when he was about to come to let the other party know what the end of occupying other people's territory was, the dragon ran away without a trace.

He directly opened the beam of the Heshen Temple, arrogantly wrote his name on the opponent's notebook, and waited for the Jiaolong to come back and admit his mistake.

Unexpectedly, the big one has been running for so many years, and now there is a small one.

Therefore, with a rather haughty tone, he used one finger to move away the booklet that blocked his view, and looked down at the new River God: "Who told you, I can't see... it's here."

One moment the monster was so arrogant that it wanted to cut people down, the next moment it looked at the young man who was holding the booklet and watching him calmly, and his voice fell silent.

The face in front of him with stretched eyebrows and burning eyes constantly overlapped with a back that was almost blurred in his mind.

In the end, the two merged into one, and turned into the figure standing in front of his house.

"If you can see it, it will be much easier."

"Hi, I'm the new River God. From now on, the West District is my domain, including you, and now I want to ask you a question."

Lu Wenren looked at the pair of opened eyes, and after knowing that the other party was not blind, he closed the booklet, stood in front of this non-human being solemnly, raised his chin slightly, and said like an oath: "Your house, there is a vacant room ?"

Xun looked at the guy in front of him with an irresistible face, "Yes."

One minute later, the new River God who stood at the door and rang the doorbell three times carried his luggage and happily followed the owner into the small western-style building.

The non-human beings who were on full alert in the lobby on the first floor listened to the movement outside, and even heard the two footsteps walking towards them one after the other.

The timid one has become a prototype on the spot and jumped out towards the window in the corner, drilling holes, climbing over walls.

For a moment, it was as if the mice who were having a celebration banquet in a rice vat saw a cat fall into the rice vat. Those who could run ran away, and the remaining three who hadn't had time to run could only be turned into statues on the spot. Standing motionless in the middle of the living room.

"Are you the only non-human living in this house? Do you work on a daily basis? How many years have you been a non-human? What do you eat? Do you know other non-humans?"

None of these questions were answered.

Lu Wenren walked to the door of the living room and stretched out his hand to push the half-closed door open. In the dimly lit living room, there was a huge and long table with a dozen stools lying on both sides. There are two standing statues of adult height.

He walked past these two statues that were inconsistent with the painting style of the whole small western-style building without squinting, and led the new river god to the stairs leading to the second floor.

Lu Wenren followed beside him, his eyes inevitably fell on the two largest statues in the center of the living room.

One is a blond girl in a white cumbersome long dress, holding a sleeping baby in her arms, with a calm expression, and a light yellow circle of light behind her head glows dimly.

The other statue is a pure white two-meter-tall man with curly hair and a trident, half-naked and looking imposing on one foot in the center of the living room.

It is the first time for the new River God to see someone like his father who likes to put various statues in the center of their home.

Maria, who was erected in the living room and turned into a statue, stared at the extra baby in her arms, thinking desperately where did this baby come from?

She was too hasty just now, just thinking about becoming a prototype to hide first, forgetting that it was impossible for Jesus to appear in her arms, so she quickly picked up a child from outside.

"Hallelujah, God bless, I will send you back when the river god is gone." Maria prayed.

The independent Poseidon next door stared blankly at the hollow chandelier of the small western-style building, where a nine-tailed fox that hadn't escaped in time was hanging upside down on the lamppost with its nine tails, pretending to be an ornament.

"Ah——the foot is numb." Poseidon sneaked a glance at the direction of the new river god who was going to the second floor from the corner of his eye. Lift the standing right foot up again.

Lu Wenren, who reached the second floor, also saw the huge lamppost and the fox with yellow-brown fur wrapped around it.

It was the first time to see the river god with so many tails. He leaned on the railing in surprise and looked at the fox lamppost a few more times.

"This fox is so big, did you come back from hunting?"

Hanging on the lamppost, the nine-tailed fox, blinded by the light, listened to the question of the river god.

The bottom of my heart has already dismantled the other party, why is he talking so much, if you want to live, you can live, if you want to sleep, you can quickly roll into the room, stand here and talk to Xun, chat for a while.

Does this guy know that the non-human who hates gods the most in the world is the one standing beside him.

Lu Wenren didn't know that this fox that was being used as an ornament was scolding him from the bottom of his heart. He leaned on the railing on the second floor and watched this special fox carefully at close range before being sent to the only bedroom on the second floor by the owner of the house.

Putting down the luggage, thanking the owner again, and then closing the door, the new River God, who came to the world for the first time, threw himself on the soft sofa with satisfaction.

A single dark red horn protruded from Lu Wenren's forehead.

It is pointed and thin, like the tip of a bamboo shoot that has just broken through the ground.

It has been 18 years and [-] days since Lu Wen was born in an eggshell.

As a flood dragon, he is still in its infancy, and this unicorn has just grown, and he has no way to completely control the appearance of the other.

Every time as long as he relaxes, this unicorn will come out.

A little itchy.

The new River God, who was slumped on the sofa, scratched the unicorn on his head, rested for a while, and then began to explore the room.

This house looks very old from the outside, but unexpectedly the interior is very luxurious and clean, with dark gold decorations everywhere, the little Jiaolong who loves gold by nature can't help but touch around.

Having seen enough, Lu Wenren pushed open the bathroom door again, looked at the huge bathtub that could fit even his prototype into it, cheered and jumped into it as a prototype.

Half an hour later, a small black dragon was lying in a bathtub filled with cold water, with its chin resting on the edge of the bathtub and sighing contentedly.

He seemed to be living in the home of a very wealthy non-human. .

Outside the bedroom door.

The nine-tailed fox hanging on the lamp post fell to the ground on the first floor with a "slap" the moment the door was closed. With eyes that were temporarily blinded by the light, it tilted its neck and looked at the steps from the second floor. Assassins that go up and down.

"Boss, when did you kill him? Did you chop it up and feed it to the dog or chop it up? Tell me what tools you need, and I'll prepare it." She wanted the river god to live no more than three days, and even cursed her to be hunted back. .

Maria, who was holding an unknown baby in her arms, also changed from a statue to a normal one. She covered the child's crying mouth and said goodbye to everyone in the room softly: "You talk first, I will send this child back."

If she didn't send her away, the police station would call her and ask her if she was sick again and abducted other people's children.

"You still listen to me and send him to Zeus. Really, you have to believe me, Zeus will definitely not let him come back!" Poseidon kept agitating, wanting to send the river god to Zeus There.

In the entire West District of Zengcheng, there can only be a sea god like him. What kind of river god is he? You must not let this kind of adult guy ride on his head.

The owner of the house looked at the two murderous non-human beings, and the face of the new river god just now appeared in his mind.

With dim eyes, he thought, how could there be someone who looks so similar in the world.

It's as if... the man who handed him the egg at the beach 3000 years ago is back here again.

"Save his life first, observe it for two days before discussing it." Hui came back to his senses, and with one sentence, temporarily reserved the life of the new river god.

The Nine-Tailed Fox, who looks soft but is keen on cramps and bones, let go of his grievances on the spot when he heard the order, and said, "Listen to the boss and let him live a few more days."

The 虺 will definitely make the dragon regret coming to the West District, and the Nine-Tailed Fox blindly believes that the 虺 will not let the river god walk out of the West District alive.

The nine-tailed fox left, Poseidon looked around, all the other non-human beings were gone, and he was alone with the 虺 as a stowaway.

Thinking of the scene where he had seen the real face of 虺, Poseidon shuddered and found an excuse to leave the small mansion.

Anyway, the river god can't live for more than three days, at worst he won't go out for these three days.

The non-humans who came out of the gate were quite sure that the dragon would not survive three days.

Pigs are the non-humans who hate gods the most.

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