Chapter 222 Great Events
Chapter 222 Great Events
"Oh, I don't know if I can see plants again before I die."
"My health has been getting worse recently. I can't even walk."
Old Master Yang murmured as he looked at the dog's tail...beside him.
Old Lady Wei sneered and said, "If you ask me, I shouldn't have let that bitch Xiao do it back then. He has body odor, and he's going to suck the air out of the plants. If he gets so close, he'll probably kill the plants."
Old Master Yang sighed and said, "I didn't expect this. His posture is wrong. I was the one who drained the air from the cactus. That posture allowed it to live for several more days."
Old Mrs. Wei laughed and said, "It has nothing to do with the posture. Is there a possibility that the plant has strong vitality?"
Old Master Yang said, "Dogtail grass has strong vitality? It can still emerge without anyone controlling it. It's just a matter of posture. I have told you a thousand times to smoke it according to my posture, but no one listened to me. As a result, they couldn't hold on that day."
Old Mrs. Wei dropped her fishing rod and said, "Don't flatter yourself. This has nothing to do with you. I think it has a lot to do with the psychological counseling I do for plants. I am responsible for the psychological counseling of the cactus. I told it stories for a long time and talked about my inner thoughts."
"It lived so long because of me, otherwise it would have died long ago. I still can't get over it. When the dogtail grass was alive, I couldn't be with it."
Old Master Yang said, "You mean your childish children's story moved it? My three-year-old grandson wouldn't find it interesting if I told it to him."
"Do you admit that it was difficult for me to keep the cactus alive for so long?"
Old Lady Wei said expressionlessly, "It's a great misfortune for the dogtail grass to have run into you. Maybe it could have stayed in that wilderness and grown into a new patch."
Old Master Yang shook his head helplessly. “Listen to what I said. Does it make sense? It’s a sign of strong vitality that it could grow to the point where we found it. If we hadn’t found it earlier and brought it back to the institute, it might have died earlier.”
Old Mrs. Wei said, "Hey, do you think you are completely fine? Did you lead the team to fetch that foxtail grass? Maybe you injured it when you were digging it. Look at you now."
She lowered her eyes and glanced at the dog wagging its tail beside her. She rolled her eyes and said, "You even found a substitute to see the dog and miss the grass. I have never seen a person as despicable as you. You raised the plant to death when it was alive, and you miss it after it died."
"Belated love is cheaper than human beings."
The dog barked in confusion.
Old Master Yang said, "Is that the one who raised him to death? Do you dare to say that you have no responsibility at all? Xiao has no responsibility at all? Compared with what he did, am I the first person who should be severely condemned?"
Old Mrs. Wei said, "Didn't he go to the hospital with his eyes rolled back that night? He hasn't woken up since then."
Old Master Yang muttered, "As soon as the plants became extinct, he turned himself into a vegetable..."
Old Mrs. Wei said, "That's better than some people keeping a substitute, and it's a dog. If Dogtail Grass wakes up in the middle of the night, he'll call you a psycho."
"You're just relying on the fact that plants can't become spirits. If it were me, I would have called the police long ago."
Old Master Yang said: “Although he is like this now, we cannot ignore his crime. We should have stopped him from sucking air. He has a pimple on his face, which is unsightly.
"The plant's somersault, magnified into such an ugly face, scared me to death."
Old Lady Wei said, "Isn't that your problem? Not being able to stop him is your biggest problem."
Old Master Yang sighed, "My health is getting worse every year. I just hope I can see it once before I die..."
The sudden ringing of the phone interrupted his words.
He looked at Mrs. Wei in confusion, "Where did such unsophisticated music come from? Is it yours?"
Old Mrs. Wei rolled her eyes. "Your AI is almost dancing in front of you. How dare you say it's my ringtone?"
Mr. Yang finally came to his senses, said "oh" twice awkwardly, and then answered the call.
"These people are making it difficult for me to spend my old age in peace..."
Once the call was connected, the video was very noisy and chaotic. Everyone's face flashed by, looking panicked and excited.
“Mr. Yang, Mr. Yang, this is great!”
"Where are you now, Mr. Yang? We are sending someone to pick you up now!"
"Listen to me, Mr. Yang. Something big has happened. You must calm down and listen to me!"
Mr. Yang looked at the video call with a bewildered look on his face.
Old Mrs. Wei said disdainfully, "If you want to make a phone call, get lost. You're making so much noise that the fish are running away."
"Quiet!"
A female voice from the other end stopped all the noise.
Cui Ning's face appeared on the screen, "Mr. Yang, we found the plant. Now we need you to provide the address. We will send someone to pick you up. I'm afraid you will need to come back to the battlefield."
Old Master Yang's eyes widened and his heartbeat suddenly accelerated.
He slowly turned his head to meet Old Lady Wei's gaze, "I feel now that I can live another thousand years."
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[If a plant appears, the entire galaxy will hold that plant in its palm.
But if a large area of plants appears, the entire galaxy will hold the owner of these plants in the palm of its hand.
Qiao Suiyan experienced the treatment given to the national treasure panda. Whatever she wanted, she could get it as long as she asked for it.
Even the behavior of eating plants and animals, which is unacceptable to interstellar people, is easily understood.
They expressed their incomprehension but deep respect for Qiao Suiyan's eating habits.
"Geniuses are all eccentric. It's normal to be a little different."
But after tasting the food made by Qiao Suiyan, he tactfully suggested that he could order more.
For them, the grass on the ground cannot be stepped on, and they have to observe it from the air using a flying vehicle.
While they were struggling to maintain the aerial observation posture, a Husky was standing on the grass with its head tilted and looking at them.
When they screamed to stop it, the Husky thought they were playing with it and started running wild, stepping on the grass harder and harder.
A large group of experts followed behind the dog, looking at the grass that was bent by being trampled, their hearts bleeding.
An expert accidentally knocked off a leaf while observing... and went back and asked for purple clay.
What Qiao Suiyan was thinking was, it was a good thing that the trees had not been planted yet, otherwise all these experts would have died from the falling leaves.
She said more than once that there was no need to be so cautious, plants were not so delicate.
The expert nodded repeatedly, indicating that you are right, so what tone do you use to greet plants in the morning?
Qiao Suiyan: ...
While Qiao Suiyan is showing the world to the experts, he is also showing the world through their hands.
The farthest place she went was the city center near the slums, and the scenery here had shocked her, a former indigenous person, for eight hundred years.
Living in the garbage area and dealing with plants for a long time sometimes gives Qiao Suiyan the feeling that he has not traveled through time at all.
But when you walk out of the garbage area and into the city, the absurdity of traveling into the future becomes clear.
Qiao Suiyan took a ride on the alliance and saw technology that was more advanced than that in the city center.
Even a person with a rich imagination can only touch the tip of the iceberg, an unimaginable new world. 】
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