bookcurios Chapter 221 How many times has the sow climbed a tree for you?
Chapter 221 How many times has the sow climbed a tree for you?
[You mean, I scolded the wrong person for so long, and I was actually the ignorant one? ]
[You mean... the pot of small tomatoes in Brother Qiang's live broadcast room is real? ]
[The ancient plant cherry tomato really looks so cute, how did it survive [jaw-dropping]]
[I dare not imagine how my delicate little strawberry survived in ancient times. ]
[No, you dare to play tricks on me, platform. You can't detect the authenticity of the picture and directly mark it as a virtual picture? ]
[Do you have a sense of truth? Do you know how much damage you have caused me? That is why I have never doubted the falsity of the plant photos! You deserve to die! ]
[&%*￥Where is Brother Qiang's home? Does anyone know where Brother Qiang's home is? I can buy cherry tomatoes at a high price. ]
[You have to queue up to buy it, it’s a plant! It’s the top cherry tomato in the plant world! ]
[The top plant is strawberry, okay? The fans of the little tomato really take the opportunity to flatter themselves. 】
[The alliance came and took them away directly, and it was not anyone's turn. 】
[Is this true or false? Is there any official proof of its authenticity? And what about the alliance? What is the alliance for? It has not come out yet. ]
[Before the official certification, I couldn’t believe it. ]
[Lanzhou University has officially issued an announcement! It’s true! Check it out on Starnet! ]
[The alliance has really been doing nothing for so many years, and has not taken any action even after the incident has fermented. ]
[The alliance seems a bit dead.]
[If it is true, that is to say, is it really possible for the ivy to climb into my house? ]
【? Then I posted so many comments blaming the author before, will she think I am mentally retarded?】
[It's over. I treated her as a joke, but I didn't expect that she would treat our comments as a joke every day. ]
[Before, I firmly denied her planting method, saying that there was no ancient plant that could grow like this. She asked me if I had seen it before. It turned out that she had really seen it [crying].]
[I said I was a real plant. I ate shit while standing upside down. I really didn’t come here to cheat for food and drink [crying]. I’m honest now. Please let me go.]
[It seems that the whole novel is her plant notes, right?]
[To be able to make so many delicious foods and grow so many plants, this author couldn't have really traveled through time. 】
[The heroine of my novel has come into reality. 】
[Those photos…are they real? Did she really plant so many and keep detailed records of them?]
[Then the plot about her eating plants...? Did she really eat them?]
[If she really grows so many, what's wrong with eating some. ]
[The girl who loves love is herself? 】
[Sweet and Sour Spareribs, you dare to play tricks on me. I sincerely read your novel as a novel, but you put your own private goods in the novel! ]
[Author, you have made great progress. As a reward, I will add 100 chapters. 】
[I can’t bear to think about how loudly she laughed behind her back when so many readers questioned her [tired]]
[Now I really want to find the author. I want to go to her house and visit her.]
[Alliance, come out and find someone! ! ! Find the author quickly, I will kiss her to death [Death Smile]]
[Ah? But don’t so many plants require a lot of land? Where did she plant them? Why hasn’t she been discovered yet?]
[I have a feeling that the situation in the interstellar world is about to change.]
【…】
At the same time, the alliance was peaceful.
"Hahahaha, guess what the message I just received said."
"They actually said they discovered plants. Hahaha. I could have been fooled by such talk ten years ago, but ten years later, I have become a seasoned fighter against nonsense."
During the break, Los couldn't help but go crazy at his workstation.
It's crazy to be at work.
His words quickly drew responses from others.
"I just received a message from Lanzhou University, and was scolded. The problem is that their voices were very noisy and I couldn't understand what they were saying."
"What plant resurrected? Hahaha, it's more believable to say that my grandmother resurrected than this."
Ross couldn't help but say, "When I talk about this, I think of the ninety-nine times we were fooled by the plant's gimmick. I swore to God that if I get fooled again, I would be a dog."
"I won't believe anything you say this time."
My colleague quickly agreed, "Yes, 20 years ago, they said they found plants, and we ended up going there to handle a divorce case. 10 years ago, they said they found plants, and we ended up going there to beat up the mistress. 5 years ago, they said there were plants, and we ended up going to the barber shop and having our hair cut."
"May I ask, isn't this really a waste of our time?"
"Ninety-nine times out of a hundred you said there was a plant, it was a lie. The only time was the foxtail grass ten years ago."
"After being deceived for the ninety-ninth time, I declare that I will seal my heart and lock away all love, and never believe in anything related to plants again."
"Believe it again. A hundred times will be enough to summon the dragon."
Ross said, "Didn't Professor Xie say that the environment in our interstellar space may no longer be suitable for plant growth, so plant extinction is inevitable. If that's the case, how can there still be plants?"
"So, isn't it obvious that you are playing a trick on us?"
"If there were plants, sows could climb trees."
Just as Los finished saying this, he saw a group of people rushing towards him in a mighty and aggressive manner.
Cui Ning, who was in the lead, had a gloomy expression on his face, which made Los' heart tremble.
"Have you not received any news about plants? Everyone outside knows about it, but you are still chatting leisurely here. Nothing about plants has reached our ears at all."
"You guys are really good at keeping secrets."
Los was confused, "I received it, but it's fake, isn't it?"
Cui Ning tried hard not to roll his eyes.
I don't understand why such a high-end alliance, an alliance selected by the entire galaxy to maintain world peace, would have such unique people, and they appear in large numbers.
The world is just a huge makeshift team.
The alliance is no exception.
Los's colleague was dumbfounded and said, "Go outside and see if the sow has climbed the tree."
Ross said, "If we don't get on, we will be tied to the tree."
Who could have made a bigger mess than them?
Cui Ning is one of the general leaders of the alliance. After receiving the news, she immediately dispatched troops to the residence of internet celebrity Qiang Ge, and contacted people to actively control the trend of online public opinion.
Then the police located the author of the sweet and sour pork ribs and informed everyone in the plant research group.
The Plant Research Group is the most special organization within the alliance. Any one of them can be a big shot who can appear in textbooks in various industries.
But since the plant was declared extinct, members of the research team have retired to investigate traces of the plant around the world.
At this time, the long-awaited Mr. Yang was sitting by the river fishing with others.
There is only a fishing rod and a line, nothing else. The main goal is to let those who are willing to take the bait take the bait, whether they fall in love with it or not.