Chapter 25
Chapter 25
When Ji Han arrived at Shao Yuan's house, the man had just finished taking a shower, and the sound of a hair dryer came from the bathroom.The anti-theft door of this site is naturally unable to prevent Ji Han. Ji Han leaned back on the sofa and observed the apartment with his legs crossed.
The furniture, carpets and decorations in this room are simple in style, but Ji Han knows the goods, so he can tell at a glance that there are not many materials belonging to the human world in this room.The leather surface of the sofa under the buttocks even came from several ancient monsters. Ji Han reckoned that Shaoyuan was either very cruel in ancient times, or he had made friends with several peerless gods.According to his understanding of Shao Yuan, the latter is more likely.
He was squinting and looking, and the man came out of the room.Shao Yuan was still neat and tidy, but there was still some steam in his hair, he said with a smile: "Why don't you catch up on sleep at home, and come to my place to join in the fun?"
Ji Han groaned as an answer, and glanced casually at the man's neckline. There were two scratches on the collarbone that hadn't disappeared, and there were a few traces of bright red.Shao Yuan followed his gaze and lowered his head, even if he couldn't see his collarbone, he knew what Ji Han was looking at, so he frowned and said, "Shan Shang woke up with a lot of cuts on his body, it's strange."
Ji Han smiled strangely, and said in a serious manner, "Is that so? That's really strange."
Shao Yuan changed the topic, "Let's go out now, there will be no traffic jams, try to go and come back quickly, I will treat you to dinner tonight."
Ji Han wondered: "Traffic jam? The little daughter of the Emperor of Heaven is in the world?"
Shao Yuan sighed, "Yes, Fengcan Shangshen is a bit self-willed. He dislikes the boring entertainment life in the sky. He likes to drink, go clubbing, go shopping and swipe his card in the world. Unless there is something in the sky, he will spend his days in the world to enjoy himself."
Ji Han's eyes lit up when he heard this, "If I have a pursuit, I appreciate this kind of godhead who enjoys pleasure in a timely manner. I don't know how many times better than those gods who carry their burdens and live in a frame."
Shao Yuan stopped Bao Yueguangjin's hand and looked back at him, "Are you annoying people with burdens?"
Ji Han choked, thought about it seriously, and said: "You can't say so absolutely, it depends on other aspects. For example, whether you have money, whether you are smart enough, what your appearance is, and the quality of your meat... No, how is the quality. In short, Whether you like it or not is the result of comprehensive consideration, and I am a very fair person.”
Shao Yuan laughed, "Boss Ji is really fair."
The two set off to Fengcan's residence in the human world.Shangshen Fengcan is a noble princess of the heavenly realm, so her life in the human realm is naturally quite extravagant. It is said that there are more than a dozen large and small mansions in this city alone. What Shaoyuan is going to today is a set in the central business district. luxury apartment.In order to serve this hypocritical God well, Shao Yuan specially washed the moonlight brocade with the stored moonlight of a thousand years, wrapped it with crane feathers, and spread it on the back seat properly.
Ji Han sat in the co-pilot with his legs crossed, turned his head to look at it, and said with a smile: "It's so exquisite, it can't be seen at all that it was still spread in the corridor of the slums dripping with vegetable soup yesterday, for my feet."
Shao Yuan's face was a bit subtle, "You will be merciful later and don't mention this, okay?"
Ji Han smiled happily, "Of course you can. After all, you are also for me. But I am very straightforward, and it is too uncomfortable not to say anything. How can you make up for the pain I have suffered?"
Shao Yuan looked at the traffic lights in front of him with forbearance, and said nothing.
Ji Han clicked his tongue twice, and then said: "How about this, how about you cut a piece of meat for me? Is it worthwhile? For a creature like you that has been refined and transcended, there is basically no loss for cutting a piece of meat, I think it is very cost-effective. "
Shao Yuan finally couldn't bear it and said: "My meat is not tasty."
Ji Han froze for a moment, thinking that this guy really saw that he was the one who opened the post on the forum.But his expression was not flustered, he just smiled and said: "I'm just joking, look at how scared you are. We gourds don't like big fish and big meat."
Shao Yuan turned his head and glanced at him, then pursed his lips calmly.
"By the way, who does Feng Can look up to, and who does he want to marry?"
Shao Yuan replied, "I don't have a crush on anyone, I guess I'm just free, and plan my future wedding in advance."
Ji Han, "..."
Only when they arrived at the place did they know that Fengcan's mansion can no longer be described by the simple word "luxury". The elevator leads directly to the room, and when the elevator door is opened, one can see the magnificent living room.The crystal chandelier is more grand than the luminous pearls hanging in the Dragon Palace, and the light refracts Ji Han's eyes sorely.The paintings on the wall are worth a million dollars each, Ji Han glanced at them and sighed.
Shao Yuan asked, "Like it?"
Ji Han shook his head, "It's eye-catching." He paused, and then said, "Your home is better, it's also extravagant, but it looks low-key."
Shaoyuan then said: "If Boss Ji likes my family..."
"You gave me the same set?"
Shao Yuan smiled, "No. I mean, you can move here."
"..."
"Mr. Shao is here, hey, who is this?" A charming female voice came down from the second floor, Ji Han turned his head to look, and sure enough, he saw a woman whose appearance was very similar to that of today's old emperor.Fengcan Shangshen's fate is more noble than the other princes and princesses in the heavens, and the horoscope is full of brilliance, so it's no wonder that he likes this magnificent design.
It's just that she doesn't seem to be in good condition, her hair is a little messy, and she looks listless.
Shao Yuan leaned forward, took out the moonlight brocade and said, "I'm here to give the moonlight brocade that Shangshen begged for last time. This is Boss Ji, who lives outside Youxu, and Shangshen must have heard of it."
Feng Can was stunned for a moment, raised his eyebrows and looked at Ji Han, thinking that this is Ji Papi, Mr. Shao, a handsome gentleman, why did he get mixed up with this fellow.
This god didn't know how to hide his emotions, and Ji Han saw the thoughts in his heart at a glance. Ji Han sneered, looked her around from head to toe, and asked lazily: "I heard on the way that you even Ruyi Langjun No one chooses, so let's look at the wedding dress first, why are you in such a hurry to buy a house?"
Originally, he just asked casually, but he didn't want to finish the question, when he saw the woman in silk pajamas opposite subconsciously cast a glance at Shao Yuan who was carefully unpacking, her cheeks began to flush.
Just at this glance, Ji Han frowned.
Unhappy, very unhappy.
Feng Can said: "It's not in a hurry. I'm idle. I heard that Mr. Shao has a good relationship with the people in the Moon Palace, so I asked Mr. Yang Shao to help out on this trip. Moonlight Brocade is often available, but the quality varies. The world has been around for nearly a hundred years. The quality of the moonlight that came here is not high enough, and the moonlight brocade from thousands of years ago is even more precious, if Mr. Shao hadn’t stepped in, the self-esteemed gods of the Moon Palace might not be willing to give it up.”
Shao Yuan was about to say a few words about the scene and be humble when he heard Ji Han next to him retch suddenly.He was startled, and swallowed the words on his lips, and looked at Ji Han, "What's wrong with you? Did you eat too much?"
Ji Han shunned his chest, waved his hands and said: "It's okay. I haven't been to heaven for a while, and I just focus on dealing with Bu Daying, thinking that he is enough to flatter. I never thought that this flattering ability is purely heavenly." People are more proficient."
Feng Can's eyes widened, "What are you..."
Ji Han waved his hand again, "God, don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about you, I just saw your way of speaking and suddenly remembered that your father god is here, and I can see that you are my own."
Feng Can was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, and he was about to get angry when he suddenly remembered that there was a warning in the three worlds—Ji Han gave you anger and you can only bear it, if he wants to be violent, he might be beaten to death.
So she swallowed a mouthful of anger, and was about to say something, but suddenly felt dizzy, and fell back directly on the sofa.
Ji Han's eyes widened, "God, don't be so angry, Pengci is not such a touch method, I didn't say anything."
As he spoke, he took out the gourd again, and raised his hands high, "I didn't do anything either! The gourd is proof."
Shao Yuan knew that Feng Can was delicate, but seeing that her face was ugly at the moment, it didn't look like it was on purpose, so he asked, "What's wrong with Shang Shen?"
Feng Can waited for a long time before he sighed slowly, rubbed his temples and said: "I have had nightmares since I was born, I can only be obeyed, not angry, that's why Father God always indulges me, and also Don't let me worry about those official affairs in the heavens. Even so, I often have nightmares, and once the nightmares arise, no one will know."
Ji Han raised his eyebrows in surprise when he heard the words, Shao Yuan pondered for a moment and said: "I remembered. It is rumored that when the God was born, a ghost broke into the heaven and confused the Queen of Heaven. The fairy fetus probably suffered a little bit at that time. Influence."
Feng Can nodded, "That's true. In the Three Realms, only Guan Guan's feathers can solve my problems, but Guan Guan is an ancient beast that has long been extinct. How can there be its feathers in the Three Realms? My father..."
Ji Han said loudly: "I have it. I have a bunch of it, and it is drying in the back of the yard. It can't fit in the gourd, so it can only be made into a feather quilt, and it is used as a dog bed in winter."
Feng Chan's eyes lit up immediately, and when he was about to say something, Ji Han smiled again and said, "But I don't want to give it to you. My dog likes that duvet very much. Compared with your health, I think it's still his. Mood is more important."
Feng Can, "..."
Seeing that the Goddess's face turned black, Ji Han looked at Shao Yuan again with a smile, and said, "Mr. Shao has collected countless treasures. I have this thing, so you must have it too. Why don't you give it to God Fengcan?"
Shao Yuan looked calm, turned his head to look at Ji Han, and saw Ji Han smiling like a flower, but there was no smile in the depths of his dark eyes, but rather cold.After a while, Shao Yuan sighed lightly, shook his head slowly, and said, "Boss Ji is proud of me. Although this Guanguan feather was not a rare thing in ancient times, it is indeed hard to find in the world today. I have countless treasures, but Without this simple feather, I'm afraid I can't help Fengcan Shangshen."
Feng Can sighed deeply when he heard the words, and the delicate Goddess began to burst into tears. Ji Han almost gagged when he saw it, smacked his lips and said, "If you really want this plump feather, you can find your father god to come to me Tan, you are a junior, I really don't want to discuss it with you. Yueguangjin is here, Shaoyuan and I have other things to do, I wish you a good dream tonight."
After saying that, she turned her head and walked towards the elevator, ignoring the goddess behind her who was so angry that her nose was almost crooked.
Ji Han rolled his eyes until he got in the car, snorted, and muttered while buckling up his seat belt: "This kind of delicate Goddess is the most annoying species in the Three Realms, second only to me. For those dirty and vulgar fools and ghosts. In the future, you should not make meritorious deeds with such people."
Shao Yuan hummed, "Didn't you still praise him on the way here, why did you have such a big hatred when you met?"
Ji Han snorted, naturally she couldn't say that she fell in love with my food, she leaned her head and looked out the window, then suddenly smiled, her red lips were raised in a very mysterious way, she turned her head to look at Shao Yuan, hypocritically Asked: "Mr. Shao even used the skins of Jimeng and Yingzhao to make a sofa. Don't tell me you really don't have any feathers. If you have, why don't you take them out?"
Shao Yuan didn't say a word, the carriage was very quiet.The man seems to be deaf, looking at the road and driving intently.
Ji Han squinted his eyes, and his voice became even more bewitching, "Tell me, why don't you show it? You are not afraid that I will poke it on the Three Realms forum and smash your idol baggage that has been woven for thousands of years?"
Shao Yuan finally glanced at him, and sighed helplessly: "Boss Ji, let's be reasonable. I just said no out of conscience because you didn't want to see that Fengcan Shangshen. I try my best every day to make you happy. You happily did one unconscionable thing after another, but why do you always threaten me with these things?"
Ji Han was taken aback when he heard this, rolled his eyes, and said against the general: "It turns out that Mr. Shao will also talk back. I thought you were just a character who would only be bullied. If this is the case, can you tell me about your daily routine?" Why are you trying so hard to make me happy, what's your plan?"
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