Master of Three Worlds

Chapter 24

There was the sound of leaves flapping slightly from the treetops above, and Ji Han's ears pricked up, knowing that the fat bird above must have woken up and was staring at the movement below.The update is the fastest, but Boss Ji doesn't care. The birds he raises have a strong desire to survive. They know when to pretend to be dead and when to pretend to be blind, so he doesn't bother him.So he treated it like a dead bird on the tree, and confidently marched towards Shaoyuan's sleeping bag.

As for the reason, he didn't know either.Since waking up from Shao Yuan's memory that night, the weirdness in his heart has never stopped, and he can ignore it on purpose when he was in human form, but I don't know if it's because he turned into a hedgehog. calm.

Or maybe it was because the man's palms were warm and comfortable against his stomach just now.

The hedgehog, with its spines all over its body, silently approached Shao Yuan's sleeping bag.

When he got close to the front, he couldn't help feeling that this man was too good at taking care of himself—the mouth of the sleeping bag was tied up slightly, and there was a small pillow under his head. , the body is obviously full of broken branches and rotten leaves, but it seems to be sleeping on a noble jade bed.

Sitting next to Shaoyuan's pillow, Ji Han curled his lips in disdain, but when he glanced again, his eyes fell on the man's lips, and he felt a hedgehog's heart sinking with a thud, and his heartbeat was a little unstable.

The night will make everything mysterious, and the red lips are also added with a layer of extremely high-gray filter, which is gorgeous and foggy in the night, exuding an indescribable attraction.

Ji Han thought to himself, probably because of the hedgehog's perspective, he hadn't noticed that Shao Yuan's lips were so plump and pouty, and he really wanted to be touched by others.

Boss Ji is not a person who restrains himself. After thinking about it, he stretched out his claws in the next second.

However, he wasn't born to be a hedgehog after all, and his shots didn't matter how heavy they were. Before the soft palm touched the man's lower lip, the thorn on the back of his hand scratched the man's upper lip.The skin on the lips was thin, and a bean-sized bead of blood oozed out from the wound in an instant, dripping down the man's lips.

Shao Yuan didn't wake up.

Ji Han froze in surprise, and wanted to touch the wound, but as soon as his paw moved, his lower lip was cut again.

He thought to himself, wow, I am so good at becoming a hedgehog.

Shao Yuan seemed to have been drugged with ecstasy soup, sleeping like a dead pig, his lips were about to be pierced by Ji Han, and he didn't open his eyes, and didn't even move his eyelids.Ji Han walked around the man's pillow twice worriedly, and finally figured out something, leaning on the pillow with both hands, he moved his head silently.

He can thoroughly study the three realms, but he cannot study himself.He couldn't figure out the past tens of thousands of years ago, the daze after waking up, and the impulse at this moment.

But he is open-minded and never thinks about himself-he only indulges.

The hedgehog's wet lips gently kissed the man's lips, sucked lightly, licked the upper lip clean, and sucked again, the blood from the lower lip was also sucked into the mouth.

Shaoyuan is worthy of being a creature washed out of merit, his blood is sweet and has no fishy smell at all.

The touch of the lips is also good, soft and elastic, with warmth, it is not too comfortable to chew on the early autumn night.

The hedgehog sighed contentedly, and silently got off the man's pillow, and when he turned around, his eyes widened in shock.

Why did this operation cause collateral damage?

Shao Yuan's exposed collarbone was scratched by a thorn on his body again.

Ji Han was speechless looking at those small wounds, and what made him even more speechless was that this friend still didn't wake up.

Forget it, forget it, leave after taking advantage, who in the world would dare to seek justice from him.

The hedgehog snorted, and didn't control the volume of his feet anymore. He scrambled back to the tree under the dead branches and leaves, sat on the moonlight brocade with his buttocks, and went to sleep with his back turned.

Just as he closed his eyes, the man who had been sleeping soundly opened his eyes behind him.

Shao Yuan gently raised his hand to touch his lips, there was a slight burning pain from his lips, and there was also a little distracting pain on his collarbone, but the man's eyes were a little dazed.He touched his lips, and looked at the back of the hedgehog in the distance, his ears gradually turned red in the darkness.The blush gradually spread, and she blushed again.

The phoenix on the treetop rolled its eyes, and swore to the sky for the nth time—this time, it was really blind.

In the early morning of the next day, just after dawn, the illusion behind him faded away.As if by induction, Ji Han and Shao Yuan woke up at the same time.The potency of the pill faded at some point, and Ji Han had already returned to his human form, and the moonlight brocade beneath him was still considerately growing with him, still safely separating him from the dirt on the ground.Ji Han yawned, stretched, and kicked the sleeping bag next to him.

"Hey, wake up."

Xiong Dabao jumped up and was strangled back by the sleeping bag. His eyes were dazed for a long time before he recalled what happened yesterday. He quickly untied his sleeping bag and sat up, saying, "Can we go back?"

He looked forward and said sadly: "It's useless. The way to come is clear, but the way to go is still a mystery. I will never find my parents' graves in my life."

The rough man broke down in the woods and wailed loudly. Ji Han watched coldly for a long time, and finally couldn't stand the noise, and said impatiently with his ears: "Okay, okay, gentlemen, don't cry. We have already I have some clues, now I will go down the mountain to take you home, and then I will help you find out this matter, you go back and wait for the notice."

Xiong Dabao burst into tears, as if seeing a life-saving straw, "You two already have ideas?"

Ji Han grudgingly hummed, "I also have a little friendship with the people in the underworld, so I'll help you find out what's going on."

Xiong Dabao knelt on the ground with a plop when he heard the words, and thanked loudly: "The big brothers are so kind, and the villains are unforgettable! Unforgettable! Unforgettable!"

Ji Han thought to himself, Unforgettable is probably the only idiom this uneducated rough guy can use, so he said it three times in one breath.He was a little annoyed by being thanked, his whole body trembled, goosebumps fell all over the floor, and he rolled his eyes towards the sky angrily, "Let's go."

Shao Yuan silently packed his things and put them back in his trouser pockets, then followed silently.Except for the sentence "be careful", there is nothing to say throughout.

The phoenix turned back into human form and became silent. The journey down the mountain was exceptionally quiet, so quiet that Xiong Dabao almost had a heart attack.Obviously nothing happened, but he felt like there were two knives on his neck, one on the left and one on the right, and if he dared to say something that shouldn't be said, he would be able to slap him in the next second.

A group of people went down the mountain in a daze, and Ji Han was the only one who was refreshed as if nothing had happened.When the car drove to the downstairs of Xiong Dabao, Shao Yuan said to Xiong Dabao: "We will go up with you, and we have to put a few talismans around your house, in case you get sick from any turbidity and curse in the mountains. of."

Xiong Dabao thanked him repeatedly, but Ji Han narrowed his eyes and said lazily: "You can take care of this trivial matter. I don't want to move anymore. I will wait for you in the car."

Shao Yuan nodded, "Okay."

Seeing the figures of the two disappear at the door of the building, Ji Han Erlang raised his legs and said slowly: "Fenghuang, go, buy me a breakfast. I can't even eat a hot meal when I am on a mission, and I have to eat and sleep in the open. This day What is it?"

After Ji Han finished his explanation, the sound of the door opening did not sound as he imagined. After a few seconds, he was about to turn around to see what this guy was doing in doubt, when he heard Fenghuang say sullenly: "Boss, there is something Little Bird has to tell you."

Ji Han looked back at him, raised his eyebrows, "Speak."

"Last night..." Fenghuang paused, lowered his head, and whispered, "Mr. Shao is awake."

Haha raised his head in confusion when he heard the words, looked at the distressed Phoenix, and then at Ji Han.

Unexpectedly, Ji Han suddenly smiled and turned back. The old god leaned back on the seat and said, "I know. He is awake, always awake."

This time I changed to Phoenix, I was shocked, "Huh?"

"Of course I know." Ji Han snorted, "If I become a hedgehog, I'm still a supernatural power in the Three Realms, okay? I don't know if he's really sleeping or pretending to be sleeping? Don't talk about pretending to be sleeping, this guy was full yesterday I don't even bother to expose the inexplicable ghost idea. There are sleeping bags in his pocket, but he refuses to take them out. What kind of calculation is he planning? Taking a step back, the illusion of going up the mountain is complicated and difficult to break, but the obstacle of going down the mountain is just a push of the palm It’s obviously not set up by the same thing, so where did the illusion of going down the mountain come from? He has so many treasures, how can he come up with such a nonsense?”

Fenghuang's eyes became wider and wider, "Boss, boss, you know all about it?"

"of course."

"Then why did you promise him to stay overnight on the mountain? To experience the hardships of life?"

Ji Han was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled again, looked at the dilapidated corridor entrance and said softly: "I don't know, just go with your temper, maybe... I really wanted to sleep in the mountains yesterday. "

Just as Fenghuang was about to say something, Shao Yuan came out from the corridor, so he wisely shut up to save his life, watching his boss return to his usual lazy look, and waited for the man to get on the car, he yawned and said : "Let's go, go to the underworld."

Shao Yuan asked, "Are you going to the underworld to find Xiong Dabao's parents and wife?"

Ji Han hummed, "I thought it was a big case, but I didn't expect it to be a family dispute. When I find it, go to mediation and finish the job easily."

The man paused, "You can just go to the ghost book for such a small matter, but it will be more troublesome to find the ghost by picking the head. If you look through the ghost book, you can find it in the Youfu, and you don't have to go to the hell."

He said to start the car, but Ji Han suddenly chuckled and said casually: "After what happened last time, you seem to be very reluctant for me to go to the underworld again. Why? Are you afraid that I will dig out more of your secrets?"

The man's hand on the steering wheel tightened for a moment, and then he said lightly: "You think too much. You can go to the underworld, I just want you to go to bed early after this case, the mountains are always uncomfortable, and I was exhausted this night gone."

Ji Han smiled easily when he heard the words, "That's it. Forget it, let's go to Youfu, I am really sleepy to death."

Phoenix in the back seat of the car took a deep breath and entered the vacuum state again.

Outside the Youfu.

While Shaoyuan was parking the car, Ji Han looked at a few errands playing poker in the yard, and joked: "Weifu is now being rectified by the heavens, and everyone is busy up and down, but Youfu is terribly idle. No wonder Mu Yougui Recently, I have been crazy about showing flowers and grass for afternoon tea in the circle of friends, and I dare to show it specially for Bu Daying, so I want to make him mad."

Shao Yuan smiled, "The relationship between the two prefectures of Youwei has always been delicate. In fact, it is ironic that one of them is in charge of ghost affairs in the world, and the other is in charge of gods and spirits; In human offices, the resources are allocated separately, the business is completely separated, and they have similar functions. They should be sympathetic and support each other, but in the end they are exhausted for many years, and I don’t know what they are consuming.”

Ji Han just smiled when he heard the words, and walked lazily into the courtyard, and said in a weird way: "Let's take it lightly. Bu Daying is half human and half god, and Mu Yougui is like a ghost and not a ghost. They can't reach the point of detachment. He is the boss of the office, but in fact, he couldn’t find a good official in the heavens and the underworld, so he simply came to the world to show his prestige. People like them, their ideological realm has reached this point.”

As he spoke, he happened to walk outside the window of Mu Yougui's office. Mu Yougui was sitting at the desk by the window, and the corner of his mouth twitched, "Boss Ji said behind his back, can I keep my voice down and keep my back?"

Ji Han pursed his lips and smiled, "So I'm not talking about you behind your back."

The corners of Mu Yougui's mouth twitched even more violently, his face full of forbearance.When Ji Han and his party broke into his office from the main entrance in a grand manner, he said helplessly, "Boss Ji came here uninvited, what orders do you have?"

He just finished asking, and before Ji Han opened his mouth, he waved his hand and said: "I don't owe you any money! The recent account is really cleared. I just asked the subordinates to check the account yesterday, and I will focus on your account. Our Youfu and the Underworld don't owe a penny..."

Ji Han waved his hand, "Who is going to ask for the bill, am I that kind of person in your heart?"

Mu Yougui was silent and looked at him seriously.

Ji Han smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "I knew it wasn't. Then what, I need you to check something for me. It's still the old rule. Let me tell you, it's you who checked it for me directly, or me. Ask the King of Hades from the Ten Palaces for help?"

Mu Yougui looked up sadly, and Shao Yuan was standing behind Ji Han, with a smile that couldn't be hidden, and there seemed to be a little tenderness and doting in it.Mu Yougui's expression became even more hollow. He silently recited "I'm blind, I'm blind, I'm blind" three times in his heart, and he said "Damn, damn, hell" three times, and only then did he accumulate a weak energy. Ji Han pulled out an ugly smile.

Weakly said: "Boss Ji, for any important matter, you can always go to the King of Hades. Tell me quickly, I will do everything for you."

Ji Han raised his eyebrows and smiled like a spring breeze, "Well, you can call the ghost messenger who manages the ghost book in the underworld and help me find the three ghosts."

Mu Yougui agreed without hesitation, but when he turned his head and thought about it, he felt something was wrong, and asked slowly: "There is no potential charge for back-selling money, right?"

Ji Han slapped his shoulder with a slap, almost knocking his shoulder off.

"What are you talking about? I, Ji Han, is that kind of person?"

Mu Yougui swallowed a mouthful of heartache, held back his tears, shook his head and said, "No, of course not. This matter is easy to handle. You go to the room inside. Gui Hei Hei happens to know the kid in charge of the ghost book. Let him The connection is correct, and you can still listen by the side."

Ji Han said, "Okay, thanks."

As he spoke, he strode towards the next door, passed by Shaoyuan, paused, turned his head and asked, "Aren't you coming?"

Shao Yuan met his dark and bright eyes, and said with a smile, "I'm a little tired, sit here and have a sip of tea, can I go find you later?"

Ji Han waved his hand when he heard the words, and said, "No, you are different from others. You are a partner, and I will not treat you harshly. When you are tired, take a rest, just listen to the phone, don't come here."

Shao Yuan smiled, seeing Ji Han walk out of the room, enter the next door and close the door, before sitting down on the sofa with a long sigh of relief.

Mu Yougui next to him looked at him meaningfully, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Shao deliberately dismissed Boss Ji, because he has something to tell me."

Shao Yuan said gently: "Boss Mu is indeed a smart person. I really want to ask you for help with a small matter, and I need you to keep it a secret. Of course, I am willing to pay a high salary and not let Boss Mu do the work. "

Mu Yougui waved his hands when he heard the words, and said, "You don't need to ask for your busy work, just open your mouth, tell me, what do you want?"

Shao Yuan glanced at the door next door which was closed from the inside, stood up silently, walked to Mu Yougui's table, and leaned close to the table.

Mu Yougui naturally leaned forward and handed over his ear.

Shao Yuan whispered in his ear: "The underworld has all the records of every ghost entering the underworld: the trial of the king of Hades in the nine halls, the reincarnation of the wheel-turning king in the tenth hall, the record of taking Meng Po Tang, and even the origin of the previous life. , why I entered the underworld, how to be reborn... many things, all clear and complete. I don’t ask for anything else, I just ask you to help me destroy the record of my first entry into the underworld—I mean, the first time I entered the underworld Everything recorded."

Mu Yougui was stunned when he heard the words, "Have you been reincarnated in the underworld? I thought you were born from heaven and earth, a creature that was originally separated from the three realms."

Shao Yuan just laughed, "Of course not. How many creations are there outside of the Three Realms? In the whole world, I have only met Ji Han."

"Then... okay." Mu Yougui hesitated for a moment, but still agreed, and said, "After all, it's just a matter of little effort. But why should this matter be kept secret?"

Shao Yuan said softly: "You don't want to know, you must abide by it. Also, you'd better pretend you didn't see what was written in the record. A gust of wind blows through your mind, and you forget it after reading it, understand?"

Mu Yougui was silent.

There was the sound of the bench dragging from next door, and the call was over, so Mu Yougui had no choice but to say: "Okay, I agree to this matter, not for anything else, just because of the many missions you have run for Youfu over the years."

Shao Yuan smiled warmly, "Thank you, Boss Mu."

Ji Han walked in and praised: "The underworld has kept pace with the times in the past few years, and it has also introduced the electronic information management system of the human world. I just sat there and searched for days and nights, but now it’s different, they’re all connected to the Internet, and whoever reports their birth date and surname can find out everything.”

Shao Yuan walked over, "Did you get the answer you want?"

"I got it." Ji Han said with a sigh of resentment, "Xiong Dabao's parents haven't been reincarnated for nearly ten years, just want to see the grandson's birth. This ghost that should be reincarnated refuses to leave. The underworld suffered all the abuse and contempt, and it was considered a heavy humiliation. But I didn't expect that my own son was perfunctory and deceitful from the beginning of the beating, until the daughter-in-law died, and the hope was completely shattered, the old couple came to their senses, and never I don't want to see my son."

Shao Yuan nodded, "It's almost as expected. But there is one thing I don't understand. How could these two old ghosts who have entered the underworld and are not welcome be able to create such a strong confusion?"

Ji Han snorted, "The old couple and their daughter-in-law met in the underground, and the three ghosts hated it so much that their teeth were itching. This obsession was released by the female ghost. She died not long ago, full of grievances and complaints, and hooked up with the underground couple Guicha is relatively strong. But she has been free for more than a year, and she is being urged to reincarnate by Bai Wuchang recently, so it is estimated that she will not be free for long."

Ji Han said after thinking for a while, and then muttered: "I knew it was a trick of ghosts, and I waved the gourd away as soon as I passed by. It's your fault that you think too much. You have to say it's because of me, and you turned me into a hedgehog to hinder me." performance..."

Shao Yuan smiled even deeper when he heard this, and said, "Yes, it's all my fault, it's my fault for turning you into a hedgehog."

Mu Yougui in the corner of the room had already entered the old monk's meditation mode, closed his eyes and hypnotized himself to hear nothing.Ji Han turned his head to see that he was quite old and had an embarrassing look on his face. He thought it was very funny, so he jumped on the table and played with the man's thinning hair, and said after enjoying himself: "Okay, this matter is over, thank you for your help, I withdrew."

As he spoke, he swaggered out of the house, stepped out one foot, stepped back again, and said with a playful smile: "I think the phone next door is good, it's from Huang Zhuyu, don't forget to call it when you send me an order next time." Add it to the bill too."

Mu Yougui's face darkened.

Ji Han smiled, raised his hand and waved cheerfully, "Bye!"

The case of Xiong Dabao has been solved like this, and the next thing is much simpler, just let the underworld send people to guide the three ghosts and persuade them to reincarnate.When the ghost was reincarnated, the tomb became empty, so naturally there would be nothing to stop Xiong Dabao from visiting the tomb to pay homage.

This ideological work of ghosts is the work of the underworld.Ji Han sent a text message to King Zhuanlun, telling him to finish it as soon as possible, and then sent Fenghuang to deliver a memory-erasing pill to Xiong Dabao, and returned to Youxu to lie down and wait for the matter to finish.

He was so hungry that he ate up all the small pancakes he had scavenged from Shao Yuan, and leaned back on the bed with his head in his arms, smacking his lips, but suddenly another taste appeared in his mouth.

Sweet and mellow, with a light mouthfeel and a strong aftertaste, it was a drop of blood oozing from Shaoyuan's lips last night.

Ji Han stared blankly at the ceiling for three seconds, then suddenly let out a "hey hey" ghostly laugh, and turned over happily.

Fenghuang, who had just come back from an errand, saw this scene outside the window, his wings trembled in fright, and he almost fell into the ground and fell to the ground.He turned into a human form in embarrassment, and said, "Boss, are you okay? It's broad daylight, why are you suddenly laughing at the air?"

Ji Han has always been shameless, and said directly: "I think Shao Yuan is delicious."

"Delicious... delicious???" Fenghuang's eyes widened, "Boss! What do you mean by that!"

Ji Han turned over and sat up, and said: "Before, I was only thinking about searching for his treasures, but I didn't observe him carefully. In fact, this man is tall and leggy, with sword eyebrows and star eyes, plus a pair of good bones, good skin, and good looks." It's really perfect. I tasted two drops of his blood yesterday, and the blood raised by this kind of merit is different, sweet, too sweet, with endless aftertaste."

Fenghuang was stunned, "Boss, what did you say? What do you mean? Are you attracted to his looks, or do you want to suck his blood? Aren't you a gourd, gourds love blood?"

Ji Han waved his hand, "It's not that serious, I just think this guy is nice and fun, haha."

As he spoke, he threw his head back and fell back on the bed.As soon as he closed his eyes, it was all the expression of Shao Yuan yesterday when he put his hand into his trouser pocket, coyly said for a long time, "I still have a sleeping bag".

Even though my ears are red, I still have to pretend.

He obviously wanted to sleep with his invincible and cute little hedgehog in his arms, and pretended to be righteous.

Obviously awake, aware of it, but still pretending to be unable to wake up after being struck by lightning.

Ji Han suddenly sat up again, picked up the lamp beside the bed and played with it for a while, then asked Fenghuang with a smile: "What do you think this Shaoyuan smells like?"

Fenghuang shuddered, more and more unable to understand what his boss was trying to do, but what he could be sure of was that Mr. Shao was miserable, being targeted by his boss, that would definitely be a bad thing.

Ji Han asked, "He seems to be nice to me, but why do I only think about his smell. Tell me, what does he smell like?"

Fenghuang said reassuringly: "Boss, boss, didn't you taste two drops of blood yourself? How does the little bird know...Mr. Shao's kind of creation of heaven and earth merits, how can a little bird dare to speak."

Ji Han nodded when he heard the words, and thoughtfully said: "Yes, I tasted it, his blood is delicious, but..."

"Just what?"

Ji Han suddenly stopped talking.

The relaxed young man suddenly lost his relaxed smile, stared out the window for a few seconds, and then whispered uncertainly: "It seems that it's not just blood."

He wants more.

He wanted to taste the taste of Shaoyuan's skin, his flesh and blood, he wanted to use his fingers to shuffle the man's hair, he wanted to tear off the serious shirt, and see if there was any bite of copper snakes and iron dogs left on the skin underneath. scar.

Ji Han fantasized about it for a long time, and then suddenly came back to his senses, a little dazed.

His symptoms, wouldn't it be that he was about to mutate, fall into the devil's way, and become a monster that cannibalized human flesh?

how come.

Ji Han shook his head violently, shaking the joints on his neck until his hair became dizzy and his eyes became dizzy.

"Boss, what are you doing?" Fenghuang asked cautiously.

Ji Han waved his hand, and suddenly said like a deflated ball, "It's okay, I'm very sleepy, you go out and don't bother me."

"Oh, good."

"Wait."

"What else do you want?"

Ji Han thought for a while, and the principle should not be lost, so he ordered: "Go and settle the account with Wei Fu. This time, I have been busy for a long time and have been running around. There will be a lot of premium. You can ask him to ask for a lot of money. Specifically, The numbers will be engraved on the gourd stand, and I will copy them when I wake up."

"Ok."

Fenghuang went to Weifu, Haha was catching up on sleep in the courtyard, the whole Nexus was peaceful.Ji Han was sleepy at first, but he could not fall asleep after lying on the bed for a long time. He felt that his old gourd probably got water, something went wrong, otherwise it wouldn't be so inexplicable.

He suddenly sat up from the bed and wanted to play a game to relieve his mood, but the game controller was given to him by Shao Yuan.

Wanting to sleep, there is Shaoyuan's merit lamp by the bedside.

He wanted to play with a gourd, but the belly of the gourd flickered on and off, and the silly fish inside just stared at him.

Even when I went to the kitchen to find something to eat, when I opened the refrigerator, it smelled like beef sauce and oil.

Ji Han suddenly realized something was wrong, he turned on his phone, swiped to the Three Realms forum, and started posting.

The Three Realms Forum is a comprehensive bbs that integrates the arts of the heavens, the underworld, and the world. It is divided into different sections. Guys like Ji Han who catch everyone's day and don't want to see anyone usually go to the chat section to post.It's just that Boss Ji's previous posts were all debt collection posters, insulting those who owed debts like big-character posters, and ordering the collective despise of the three worlds.But today, Boss Ji was particularly guilty. After deliberating for a long time, he silently checked the "anonymous" option.

Post: [Tree Hole] Why did God suddenly want to eat people?

Ji Han read this title for a long time, his two eyebrows were about to knit together, he shook his head and changed it again.

[Tree Hole] The existence of God beyond the top level was originally a righteousness in the world, why did he suddenly want to eat a good person?

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Ji Han typed with two hands: As in the title.I am an ancestor of tens of thousands of years. I am righteous and loved by heaven and earth. I have always only looked at business and not people. I am quite prestigious in the Three Realms, surpassing the top gods and Shura Yama.I love to play games, love to make money, and I have always had no desires for everything in life. Why do I suddenly have the urge to eat a guy recently?Is this a sign that the Great Desolate God is going to be demonized?

After clicking send, Ji Han went outside to the gourd rack to sort out the overgrown vines, and then came back to read the comments.

This post is quite popular, and after a while, dozens of floors have been posted.But these grandchildren on the Three Realms forum are all yin and yang, except for acid people and behind-the-scenes talkers. The upright Boss Ji's remarks will inevitably cause everyone to feel uncomfortable, so there are almost no serious replies below, but all ridicule.

Xiaoxian A: The existence of a god beyond the top level, are you the emperor of heaven?No, you are the Heavenly Emperor's father?

Passer-by ghost: There are indeed so many fart-mouthed guys in the heavens. There is a sense of righteousness in the heavens and the earth, and I can't complain.

Xiaoxian b: Suddenly want to eat a good person, it means you are not a god, nor righteous.While you still have a bit of conscience, just sit back and forget it, this is the righteousness between heaven and earth.

Great God A: To be honest, the great gods are all asleep, don't come looking for a sense of existence.

The more Ji Han looked at it, the more upset he became. He was about to yell at these people who had never seen the world before, when he slid his finger down, he saw a post with a different style of painting among the many sour posts.

Passerby B: This bar friend may wish to recall, is this symptom spreading?If you have an appetite for all kinds of creatures, it is a bad omen no matter you are a great god or not.But if this symptom only exists for that person, you may wish to consider whether that person has any uniqueness.

Ji Han's heart brightened, and he immediately replied to the corridor: that person is different, he is very rich.

After sending out the follow-up question, Ji Han sat on the stool and kept refreshing.But this passer-by B seemed to have disappeared, and there was no more news. Instead, more ridicule was attracted from the building within the building.

Great God B: Oh, so it’s not that I want to eat people, but I want to eat people’s money.

Passer-by ghost: The guys in the heavens are more noble than the other, and they are only rushing for money.This kind of person can also become a fairy and a god. The world has changed.

Xiaoxian c: Landlord, please delete the post, don't disturb others here.

……

Ji Han has never been so angry, let alone this kind of cyber violence that was attacked by the crowd but unable to retaliate.He was very angry at that time, and made a phone call to the backstage department of the Three Realms Forum, insisting on asking the administrator to find out the names behind these IDs for him, so he went to the door one by one with a gourd.

When the administrator heard that it was Boss Ji's voice, he shivered and said tremblingly, "Boss Ji...so it was you, this post is too violent and disharmonious, and we are about to seal it up." .Fortunately, you called in time, otherwise we would have gotten into trouble."

Ji Han snorted, "Stop talking nonsense, one or two are hurting me in there, so please give me a name."

The administrator ouched, holding the phone in both hands, "This is against the rules, revealing the real information of users, our forum will not be able to open in the future?"

Ji Han sneered, "I've lost my reputation and now I'm in the same nest, you choose one."

There was a full ten seconds of silence on the other end of the phone, and the operator sighed: "I can't decide this matter, just wait a moment, I'll go find our boss."

Ji Han sneered, "I won't wait, I'm hanging up now. Tell your boss, if you don't see the list of replies within 5 minutes, you really don't need to open this forum."

So exactly 5 minutes later, Ji Han received a text message from the general manager of the Three Realms Forum.

Ji Han casually scrolled down the list. The people who visit the forum are almost all nameless little gods and ghosts. He has never heard of most of them. However, the list is terribly long, and he can’t pull it off no matter what. In the end, if he really had to fight one by one, he was too tired to panic.

Ji Han snorted, thinking in his heart to let these little ghosts go, call their boss, and beat them all together, maybe the effect would be better.However, just as he was about to close the text message, he slid his finger, and a line of words suddenly appeared in his sight.

Passerby B: Beyond the Three Realms, Shaoyuan.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!"

There was a magic sound screaming from outside Youxu, Haha under the gourd stand twitched and jumped up, his eyes were dazed, and he rushed into the room with a groan, knocking over Fenghuangshai's Lianshigan and Ji Hanyang in the corner along the way. cactus.

It rushed to Ji Han's side in one go, howling anxiously: "Aww!! Aww???"

But Boss Ji, who had been guarding the place for 80 years, jumped on the ground as if he had lost his mind, and raised his legs alternately, as if the ground was so hot that he couldn't stand it, and screamed: "It's over, it's over! It's over, it's over! !"

Haha: "Oh??"

Ji Han wailed, "It's over! He guessed it! The rich are going to run away!!"

Hearing the word rich, Haha knew who it was. Gouzi, who was nervous just now, suddenly calmed down, looked at Ji Han expressionlessly, opened his bloody mouth, and yawned.

Ji Han anxiously said, "Haha, you have a good relationship with Shao Yuan, please help me analyze it. According to Shao Yuan's temper, if I find out that I covet his money and want to do evil to him, how will I react?"

Haha added a second with a blank face.

Ji Han patted it on the head, "You're right! The partner you got can't just run away like this. This person is rich and powerful, and his memory quality is also excellent, not to mention he's a bit foolish, so he will send a priceless partner every now and then. Li, I can't let him run away!"

Haha added another second with a blank face.

Ji Han nodded, "Yes, yes, you are right, I have to contact him quickly to restore this business relationship."

Haha turned around and left.

Ji Han dotingly watched his beloved pet go back to the yard to lie down and go to sleep, turned around and took out his mobile phone, struggled for a while, and sent a voice message to Shao Yuan.

As for the tone, it was naturally Boss Ji's hypocritical and lazy tone.

Ji Han: Where are you?After closing the case, you don't get the share, and you don't pay for the memory, so you just run away?

After Ji Han finished posting it, he listened to it again and felt very satisfied.

After three seconds, Shao Yuan returned, also with a voice message.

The man's voice was as gentle as ever: "The moonlight brocade has been kept in my place for too long. The little daughter of the Emperor of Heaven is anxious to see the material, so I will send it to her."Don't worry about the money, let's keep it with you first.Remember I pay you later.Oh, by the way, this material is really good, I will ask the little god to give me a piece, and I will make you a handkerchief later, you can bring it to the dinner party in the heaven.

Doesn't seem to be any different than usual?

Ji Han made up his mind, typed and said: The Emperor of Heaven protects his little daughter so well, I haven't seen it before, just right, I'll go with you, you wait for me at home.

Shao Yuan replied: Good.